I thought about doing a movie but getting Hollywood backing for a film that features a man being crushed to death by a rock while making love to a chicken proved a touch problematic.
(cue cacophony of drums beaten by accidentally severed penises)
I give you When Sex Fights Back: The Book
Featuring 50 hilarious and often eye watering tales from the frightening world of real life sex accidents never before published on WSFB. Includes the strange story of the man who tried to cure his impotency by pleasuring a hedgehog, the couple who spiced up their love life by making out with an SUV and the near priceless work of art ruined by a teenager’s errant ejaculation.
Available as an ebook for the amazing bargain price of $1.09 from