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Threesome ends in stabbing

In Carnal Catastrophes on September 4, 2014 at 11:55 am

Machete ends menage a trois. From KHOU Houston.

A local man is behind bars after he allegedly stabbed his roommate with a kitchen knife for being too loud.

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Kinky..

Antonio Flores, 42, was arrested Tuesday on a charge of burglary with intent to commit felony force.

According to his arrest warrant, on May 8, Flores kicked down the door to his roommate’s bedroom and complained he was being too loud. According to the San Antonio Police Department, the 36-year-old roommate was having sex with two women in bedroom at the time of the assault.

The alledged spoilsport

The alledged spoilsport

Investigators said Flores grabbed a knife and stabbed his roommate several times, including his head, back and arms. The victim was taken to University Hospital with non-life threatening injuries.

Police said both women were able to identify Flores, by name, from a photo lineup the night the alleged assault took place.

Flores was arrested three months later and booked into the Bexar County jail

 

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Oregon wanker falls in river

In Carnal Catastrophes on August 11, 2014 at 12:03 pm

A quick pull in the park goes wrong. From Football365.com

A naked and drunk man was pulled out of a river by U.S. police after he masturbated in a park in broad daylight.

some other river wankers

some other river wankers

Ernest Michael Kirk, 31, needed to be rescued after falling into the Willamette River while pleasuring himself in Clackamette Park in Oregon City, the Portland Tribune reports.

Police received a phone call around 2 p.m. Saturday (local time) and when they arrived at the scene they caught Kirk in the act. The police officers tried to talk to him, but Kirk did not stop his behavior and lost consciousness before falling into the river

Wanker gets tazed

In Carnal Catastrophes on June 21, 2014 at 3:29 pm

Crystal Meth’d cock fiddler gets shocked. From Oregon Live.

A Beaverton man was arrested following a string of erratic outbursts that culminated in the suspect allegedly masturbating in a Salem roadhouse, officials said.

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It took a Taser and more than a dozen officers on Sunday to finally subdue Andrew Frey inside Iggy’s Bar & Grill on Portland Road Northeast, the Marion County Sheriff’s office said.

The 37-year-old man later told authorities he had used methamphetamine the day before and had no recollection of the alleged wild behavior, according to officials.

The brouhaha began around 1 p.m. when sheriff’s deputies started receiving reports of man acting bizarrely in the 9000 block of Brooklake Road Northeast, officials said.

The man, identified as Frey, had allegedly called a locksmith and later refused to pay the worker for his services, Marion County officials said.

After allegedly stiffing the locksmith, Frey wandered over to Brook’s Market and refused to leave, officials said. An employee at the market had to eventually escort the alleged suspect off of the property, who then made his way to Iggy’s Bar & Grill.

That’s when Frey’s behavior allegedly took a turn for the vulgar, Marion County officials said.

A bartender told authorities that Frey exposed his genitals and started masturbating at the bar, officials said. By the time a Marion County deputy arrived on scene, Frey had moved from the bar to the bathroom, but reportedly had not stopped pleasuring himself.

Frey allegedly resisted arrest, forcing the deputy to zap the suspect with a Taser multiple times, officials said. The Taser had no effect on Frey, who then allegedly starting fighting with the deputy, officials said.

At least 15 police officers from Salem, Keizer and Marion County rushed to the bar and were eventually able to take the suspect into custody, officials said.

Frey was later charged with public indecency, resisting arrest and theft.

Fat Man Sex Disaster

In Carnal Catastrophes on June 18, 2014 at 10:57 am

Nearly kills partner in chubby nookie.

When virgin Gregg Casarona had sex for the first time he smashed his girlfriend’s head through a wall. From Daily Mirror.

Obese Gregg had been dating Jen Gerakaris for a month when they decided to sleep with each other.

Unfortunately as 31 stone Casarona became Casanova he failed to take into account the power behind his near quarter of a ton weight.

As the amorous 21-year-old and his eight stone girlfriend got intimate, her head went right through the wall behind them.

Gregg said: “My initial reaction was, ‘I killed her. This is my first time. And Jen is dead.’”

Fortunately she saw the funny side and as she freed her head quipped: “Why did you stop?”

She said: “I wanted to lighten the mood.”

He took her to hospital but the couple were embarrassed to reveal the true reason for Jen’s concussion.

Luckily, a scan found there was no brain damage and tactless Gregg joked she “didn’t have a brain to begin with” much to his girlfriend’s displeasure

 

 

Police wife swappers fight it out at party

In Carnal Catastrophes on June 9, 2014 at 1:31 pm

Cop swingfest turns violent. From USA Today.

Two Denver police officers are being investigated after a fight that allegedly occurred at an officer’s home during a swingers party.

 

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chances anyone involved looked like this-zero

The alleged incident took place May 19 at Officer Steven Sloan’s Aurora, Colo., home, where he and his wife were hosting a get together with Officer Jeremy Ownbey and his wife, according to sources.

An argument started and the two women allegedly started fighting. The officers also got into an altercation. Aurora police say Sloan pulled his gun during the incident.

The two officers been placed on desk duty while the investigation continues, according to the Denver Post, which cited a Denver police spokeswoman.

Formal charges have not been filed.

The Aurora Police Department said it is investigating the accusations that the two officers have a history of swinging, a practice where couples share partners.

Aurora police also said four officers who responded to the incident are now the subject of an internal affairs investigation for not conducting a DUI investigation on Ownbey.

“We should have investigated further” police spokesman Frank Fania said. “We made a poor decision.”

Candy rocks explode in vagina

In Carnal Catastrophes on May 19, 2014 at 9:40 am

Couple take sweet risk and pay the price. From NY Daily News

A frisky California wife ended up in the ER after she put exploding candy into her genitals during sex.

Next week's orgy attendents

Next week’s orgy attendents

The unnamed woman, from Newport Beach, reportedly thought inserting the tingling Pop Rocks confectionery into her vagina would increase her pleasure.

But the sweet treat actually had the opposite effect, and she started suffering burning and itching sensations.

Emergency room physician David Meyers, who treated the woman, said he was stunned when the couple revealed they’d used rocks to heighten their love-making.

Initially confused, it was only after further conversation with the frustrated duo that it emerged they were talking about the popular sweets.

“She said, ‘The rocks are supposed to have added to our sexual pleasure and I made my husband use them,'”

Half naked woman killed in car crash

In Carnal Catastrophes on May 15, 2014 at 9:40 am

From the Sun Sentinal

Deputies say a Loxahatchee Groves man was half-naked and speeding while drunk and stoned with his half-naked wife on his lap when the car he was driving launched over a canal, crashing into the far side.

The impact caused serious injuries to Matthew P. Notebaert, 30, but it killed his 31-year-old wife, Amanda, on March 9.

Notebaert made his first appearance in court on a host of charges Thursday morning. With Notebaert appearing to wipe away tears, a judge set bond at $50,000. The Notebaerts have two children, a 9-year-old boy and 7-month-old daughter, his attorney told the judge.

According to a Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office arrest affidavit, Notebaert was driving east on Stallion Drive at 55 mph at 12:30 a.m. The dead-end dirt road has a speed limit of 30 mph and ends at a canal. Investigators determined the car steered slightly to the right before launching over the canal, but there was no braking.

The car was airborne for 30 feet, crashing into the far bank of the canal. Neither of the Notebaerts were wearing seatbelts and both were naked from the waist down, according to the affidavit. Amanda Notebaert’s head hit the dashboard and windshield, while Matthew Notebaert’s knees were crushed by the lower part of the dashboard. She died at the scene.

An investigator at the hospital reported that Notebaert smelled strongly of alcohol and was vomiting. The investigator overheard Notebaert telling someone on a phone call that he “was not paying attention and drove down the wrong road and they wound up in a canal and killed his wife.”

A search of the crashed vehicle turned up a flask with a whisky-like liquid inside. Toxicology results showed Notebaert had a blood-alcohol level of .135 to .163 percent. The legal limit is .08 percent. Results also returned a high level of active and metabolized THC, the intoxicating ingredient in marijuana.

Notebaert was jailed Wednesday on charges of DUI manslaughter, vehicular homicide and DUI property damage.

Cop shoots man after catching couple having sex in community pool

In Carnal Catastrophes on March 31, 2014 at 10:00 am

Sex paddle ends with bullets

Authorities say an off-duty deputy shot a man after a confrontation with a couple that was having sex in the pool of a Boca Raton housing complex, according to NBC affiliate WPTV.

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The deputy, who lives in Reflections of Boca del Mar at 5500 Pacific Blvd, said he found the couple engaging in sexual activity, WPTV reported. He told the couple that he is a deputy and asked them to leave the premises.

Although they left reluctantly, the couple returned a short time later and the man approached the deputy, who was sitting in a lounge chair, according to WPTV.

 

Couple having car sex in garage die of carbon monoxide poisoning

In Carnal Catastrophes on March 15, 2014 at 1:47 pm

Auto nookie leads to disaster. From NY Daily News.

A Pennsylvania couple died from carbon monoxide poisoning as they had sex in a car parked in a garage, police said.

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Cops think Keith Payton and Salina Johnson, both 40, were fatally overcome by fumes as they made out with the engine still running.

The partially clothed pair was found in the Williamsport lock-up at 9:30 p.m. Friday by Payton’s brother.

But police think they had driven into the garage the previous evening.

Porn star breaks penis. Twice.

In Carnal Catastrophes on October 8, 2013 at 3:44 pm

Now asking for donations for surgery to fix his mangled member. From Urban Daily.

You can’t make this kind of stuff up. A porn star has broken his penis for the second time and is seeking donations to pay his $32,000 medical bills.

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Porn actor Prince Yahshua first broke his money maker three years ago during a shoot.

A couple of weeks ago, the injury was aggravated enough for him to require medical attention. At the hospital, it was discovered he had actually broken his penis for the second time.

Prince Yahshua found out it would cost $32,000 for the surgery to repair his johnson and the subsequent rehabilitation.

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Yahshua’s reps have started a fundraising campaign on GiveForward.com to help raise the $32,000 for the actor’s medical expenses.

Prince Yahshua released a statement to AVN.com, “Blown away is what I feel right now. I’m saddened to tell the industry and my diehard fans around the world that the injury that sidelined me three years ago has come back to bite me in a big way.

After seeing and talking to my doctor on Friday, I was informed once again that I must go under the knife to repair bad tissue damage asap.

Today, my heart is a lot happier after seeing what Sandra [McCarthy] and OCM has done for me by starting this fundraiser—I’m speechless! I’d like to thank Sandra, OCM and the fans and companies that have made me who I am today.”

The owner of the agency that reps Prince Yahshua stated, “When Prince contacted me with the devastating news, I was at a loss for words … tears were rolling down my cheeks. I knew I needed to help him emotionally and financially, so I started this fundraiser to help ease the pressure of the huge expenses that were on the way.

Healthcare is unaffordable, and Prince doesn’t have a plan due to his pre-existing condition, so he’ll have to pay for the entire surgery out-of-pocket.

Lately, the industry seems to have been taking hit after hit, but we all need to stick together and unite as one so we can get through whatever life throws at us.”

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