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Malaysian man mangles member

In Carnal Catastrophes on August 27, 2014 at 12:03 pm

Yet another home made cock ring catastrophe. From the Inquirer.net

Firemen in the Malaysian city of Kota Baru showed they were up for the job when called upon to remove a steel ring stuck around a man’s penis.

Another way to strangle your cock

Another way to strangle your cock

Zaki Ismail, from the fire station here, said they received a call from the emergency room of the Raja Perempuan Zainab II Hospital at about 7:25 a.m. on Sunday.

Zaki said the ring, which was made out of stainless steel, looked like a vehicle spare part.

“We were concentrating on the job of removing the ring. The man was also unconscious at the time. We had to go back to the station to get the right tools to perform the procedure.

‘When asked how the ring got stuck over the man’s penis, he said he was unsure as he did not have details


Woman spends 10 years with sex toy inside her

In Carnal Catastrophes on July 30, 2014 at 9:40 am

Now that’s dedication to the pleasure principle. From Daily Record Scotland.

A woman spent 10 years walking around with a five-inch sex toy inside her without realising.


The 38-year-old arrived at hospital complaining of severe weight loss, shaking and lethargy. She had also experienced mild incontinence for “a few weeks”.

Doctors were shocked to discover a strange foreign body protruding into her bladder from inside her.

Surgeons at Aberdeen Royal Infirmary who operated on the woman discovered the item was a five inch sex toy.

The woman revealed she had used the sex toy with her partner ten years ago. She said she had been drunk at the time and couldn’t remember if she removed it or not. The sex toy had caused her potentially life-threatening internal damage.

After removing the sex toy, doctors managed to repair the damage and the woman was later discharged

Candy rocks explode in vagina

In Carnal Catastrophes on May 19, 2014 at 9:40 am

Couple take sweet risk and pay the price. From NY Daily News

A frisky California wife ended up in the ER after she put exploding candy into her genitals during sex.

Next week's orgy attendents

Next week’s orgy attendents

The unnamed woman, from Newport Beach, reportedly thought inserting the tingling Pop Rocks confectionery into her vagina would increase her pleasure.

But the sweet treat actually had the opposite effect, and she started suffering burning and itching sensations.

Emergency room physician David Meyers, who treated the woman, said he was stunned when the couple revealed they’d used rocks to heighten their love-making.

Initially confused, it was only after further conversation with the frustrated duo that it emerged they were talking about the popular sweets.

“She said, ‘The rocks are supposed to have added to our sexual pleasure and I made my husband use them,'”

Skipping rope ass sex turns nasty

In Carnal Catastrophes on April 21, 2014 at 7:57 am

Rope a dope gets toy stuck in anus.

A middle-aged man had a skipping rope removed from his urethra and bladder by doctors in Hubei province after he’d reportedly inserted it there for “sexual pleasure”.


‘Invoking a mental image that will never be unseen, X-ray scans showed the skipping rope stuck in the narrowest part of the man’s penis with 10 centimeters hanging out. The urologist in Yichang city said the surgery was especially complicated as the rope, 1.1-meters long and 4.4-millimeters thick, had knotted.

‘The man in his 40s found it too hard to pull out after he’d inserted it and turned to doctors, who said that surgery was necessary to remove it. In the medical opinion of the Doctor (who was surnamed Dong), what the man did was “ridiculous”

Woman injured in cock ring catastrophe

In Carnal Catastrophes on March 18, 2014 at 9:40 am

Hurt in mad grab for sex toy. From Daily Mail.

Blaming a pub owner for the alleged injuries of a woman during a rush to grab a spot prize at an Ann Summers sex toy party would fly in the face of common sense, a court has been told.

cock ring

Sylvia Deehan, 46, is suing a bar near her Dublin home after claiming she was shoved into a speaker when ‘a ring that goes around a certain part of a man’ was thrown in the air.

The toy was up for grabs as part of a ladies night at the Lough Inn pub in Loughlinstown, which climaxed in a performance by the Hunks of Desire male stripper troupe.

On the final day of the case before Dublin’s High Court, a safety expert said a ban on spot prizes at such parties – which he said was a custom going back generations – would be the same as banning dancing.

Summing up evidence, defence barrister Joe McGettigan SC, for the pub owners Loughlinstown Inn Ltd, accused mother-of-two Ms Deehan of having two versions of what actually happened on the night, on January 21, 2011.

In her sworn testimony, she said she was bursting balloons on the floor when in full view of at least another 62 women at the party she went to catch the spot prize when she was pushed from behind and hit a speaker next to the disc jockey’s box. She alleges she injured her ribs.

But she told an investigating engineer – who surveyed the premises on her behalf as part of an earlier claim – that she was sitting on a bar stool and jumped from it, said Mr McGettigan.
The two versions were totally and absolutely different, he said.

The barrister argued that the Ann Summers’ representative, along with bar staff, did not see anyone thrown to the floor and Ms Deehan, who has the onus of proof, had failed to put forward a convincing case.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2574881/Woman-sues-damages-claiming-injured-rush-grab-sex-toy-thrown-crowd-Ann-Summers-party.html#ixzz2vwbX47jr

Sri Lankan man dies after sex act goes wrong

In Carnal Catastrophes on March 15, 2014 at 10:22 am

A Sri Lankan national who had recently graduated from college, was found dead in a condominium here, in what is believed to be a sex act gone wrong.

Acting city CID chief Asst Comm Khairi Ahrasa said the 34-year-old had been dead between four and seven days when he was found on Tuesday at the condominium in Taman Abadi Indah.

A friend of the Sri Lankan had sought help from a security guard when he was unable to enter the condominium unit.

According to ACP Khairi, the friend was unable to enter the unit because he had left his keys with someone else.

“They went into the unit after breaking the door lock and were greeted by a stench coming from the bedroom.

“The victim was found sprawled half-naked on his bed,” ACP Khairi told reporters on Wednesday.

He added that police have classified the case as murder.

“There were signs of struggle in the unit. Whoever was here at the time of the murder had rummaged through his belongings,” ACP Khairi.

Police retrieved a Sony mobile phone, drug paraphernalia, lubricant and sex toys from the scene.

“Based on these findings, we believe that the victim may have been involved in same-sex activities,” said ACP Khairi.

“We are waiting for the post-mortem results to ascertain whether he was killed using a sharp object. However, no weapon was found at the site,” he added.

ACP Khairi said the victim had recently graduated from a local college and had been living on his own, adding that he used to share the unit with three men – a German, a Pole and another Sri Lankan.

“All, with exception of the Polish man, have long left the country. ”

ACP Khairi said police were looking for the Polish roommate to assist in the investigation.

“We have reviewed a CCTV recording of the suspect and will be releasing a photofit of him,” said ACP Khairi.

He also said another man, aged between 32 and 33, had been arrested in connection with the murder.

Australian pensioner impales cock with fork

In Carnal Catastrophes on August 20, 2013 at 10:28 am

Kitchen utensil sex game goes wrong From UK’s Metro.

A 70 year old man has had a 4 inch fork removed from his penis after it became lodged there during a sexual act.

Fork in a penis

The unfortunate incident in Australia was described in a recent medical journal by three surgeons who operated on the man to remove the kitchen utensil.

They talked about how the pensioner had come to the hospital for help after getting the piece of cutlery stuck when using it to achieve sexual climax.

They eventually managed to retrieve the object after using a large amount of lubrication and forceps, while the man was given a general anaesthetic.

‘It is apparent that the human mind is uninhibited let alone creative,’ they wrote in the International Journal of Surgery Case Reports.

‘Autoerotic stimulation with the aid of self-inserted urethral foreign bodies has been existent since time immemorial and have presented an unusual but known presentation to urologists.’


Ibiza firemen free German tourist stuck in sex toy

In Carnal Catastrophes on July 19, 2013 at 10:29 am

Teuton traps todger in Spanish sex toy. From The Local.

Medics in Ibiza were forced to enlist the help of buzz saw wielding fre fighters on Wednesday to free a German tourist from the clutches of a steel sex toy.

Some other cocks looking for a ring

Emergency services needed two hours to cut through the metal ring, described  as a type of “armour plating”, into which the man had placed his penis and testicles.

The firemen on hand needed two changes of battery and a second rotating blade for their buzz saw to free the man, local daily Diario de Mallorca reported on Friday.

There were “plenty of sparks” during the operation to remove the sex toy which measured 15cm in diameter.

The two-hour procedure was described as “very complex” because the man became “more swollen” with time.

He was also said to have complained a lot.

To finish the operation it was necessary to administer a total anaesthetic.

The fire crew received their unusual call-out at 10pm on Wednesday after medics at Ibiza’s Can Misses hospital discovered they didn’t have the tools to do the job.

It is not known how the man, a 51-yr-old German, got to the hospital.

This is not the first time that Majorcan fire-fighters have been called upon to free people from sex toys but “never one as big as this”.

After an overnight stay in the Urology department of the hospital the man is reported to have felt fine.

Read more here http://www.thelocal.es/20130705/buzzsaw-rescue-for-sex-armour-man

Wii sex bet game ends in death

In Carnal Catastrophes on July 14, 2013 at 4:46 pm

Canadian cop shoots wife after video game sex gambling goes wrong.

An argument over a sex bet placed on a video game escalated into a full-blown relationship crisis that ended in the shooting death of his common-law wife, a retired RCMP officer testified at his second-degree murder trial.



Keith Wiens admitted to firing a single shot into the head of Lynn Kalmring in August 2011 at their Penticton home, but maintains she was carrying a knife and he acted in self-defence. His trial, in front of a jury in B.C. Supreme Court in Kelowna, continued this week after a one-month break.

 On the witness stand Thursday, Wiens said the pair arrived home from a motorcycle ride around 5 p.m. the day before the shooting.

They drank alcohol, ate dinner, then played Nintendo Wii video games. He said the two often made bets of a sexual nature on the games.

He lost the bet that night, and when he went to bed around 10:40 p.m., found sex toys on his pillow, but moved them aside because he wanted to rest up for a golf game the next day. He said Kalmring became upset when she saw that he was not in the mood to settle the bet.

Wiens said she confronted him a number of times afterwards as he tried to sleep and suggested that he didn’t want to have sex with her because he was no longer attracted to her, and that he wanted to go to work in Grande Prairie to get out of their relationship.

“I said, ‘No, it’s nothing to do with that. I love you. I just need to get some sleep,’” he recalled.

Kalmring, he continued, was drunk and grew increasingly agitated before he told her to go to their spare bedroom, which she did. He then fell asleep, but woke later to her hitting him.

He eventually told her to pack her things and go live with her kids.  At that, “I would say that she snapped,” Wiens said, and after a final expletive-filled tirade, she left again. Wiens said he then armed himself with the handgun he kept in his beside table because he feared for his life.

“She was not Lynn. She was crazy and she’d just assaulted me when I was sound asleep, and I was worried about what was coming next.”

Soon, he said, she re-entered the bedroom with a knife and rushed at him.

“I backed up … and I lifted up my gun and I shot her,” Wiens said, his voice rising in pitch and growing quieter.

After watching Kalmring collapse onto the floor, he said, he put the gun in its holster on the bed, and walked to the bathroom where he vomited into the toilet. Next, he called 911, got dressed, and went outside to surrender to police.

As he began filling in more details, Wiens wiped his eyes, blew his nose and resumed his normal voice. He also testified the argument that led up to the shooting was the first the couple had ever had.

Under cross-examination by Crown counsellor Colin Forsyth, however, Wiens admitted they’d previously had one other “minor” fight. He explained the “semi-disagreement” happened at a Willie Nelson concert when he dissuaded her from breaking into the singer’s dressing room to flash her breasts.

“That’s the only time we had a disagreement with each other,” Wiens said.

Forsyth then went over the contents of a letter that Wiens wrote to Kalmring early on Jan. 1, 2011, that began, “I don’t take kindly to being told f**k you … however that’s alright, I can accept it.”

Wiens insisted the letter was not written as a result of an argument, nor did it constitute one.

“She used to say f**k you if I didn’t do the dishes, too. That was just her terminology,” he said.

Forsyth and Wiens also sparred over other small details, including what targets at shooting ranges are meant to depict and the proper use of exclamation marks.

Some of Wiens’ answers drew looks of apparent amusement from a pair of male jurors, who smirked as he spoke, while other members of the 12-person panel took notes.

Earlier in the week, a forensic pathologist testified he believed the knife found in Kalmring’s hand by police was placed there after her death, because she would have dropped it if she’d been holding it when she was shot.

Dr. William Currie also testified that had the knife remained in her hand as she fell to the floor, it wouldn’t have been easily removed from her grasp, as a police officer testified it was.




Australian man threatens mechanic with giant dildo over car row

In Carnal Catastrophes on May 20, 2013 at 10:14 am

Dong danger down under. From Sydney Morning Herald.

A man tried to extort money from a Sydney mechanic he blamed for losing his Mercedes-Benz by threatening him with a large black sex toy, a court has been told.

'Now this is a dildo'

‘Now this is a dildo’

Aaron Sabbah was armed during an attempt to demand money from Michael Monajed, Sydney’s Central Local Court was told during a bail application on Friday.

“What is the alleged arm?” Magistrate Eve Wynhausen asked.

“It’s a black dildo, your honour,” prosecutor Christian Hearn said.


According to court documents, Mr Sabbah arrived at Mr Monajed’s workshop on April 22.

“Sabbah … entered the workshop in an intimidating manner with a large black dildo in his right hand, which he was smacking into his left hand continually in an aggressive and threatening manner,” the documents state.

The 39-year-old’s $167,000 Mercedes-Benz had been repossessed in January after he defaulted on a loan.

A week later Mr Sabbah allegedly drove the repossessed vehicle away from the car yard where it was being held and took it to Mr Monajed’s Botany workshop to have the brakes replaced.

The next day police spotted Mr Monajed driving the stolen car.

They took back the car and released the mechanic without charge.

In the meantime, Mr Sabbah, who was overseas, allegedly rang the mechanic and demanded $10,000 that he estimated was the outstanding loan amount, which turned out to be $112,000.

“You are responsible for losing my car,” court documents allege Sabbah said.

Over the next few weeks Sabbah upped his demand to $30,000 and made threats of violence.

The mechanic bought Sabbah a used Honda for $800, but Sabbah demanded something better.

“Get me a better car, this is a piece of s—,” Sabbah allegedly told Mr Monajed.

During February and March, Sabbah allegedly made more threats of violence and the mechanic paid him cash totalling $4500.

After allegedly being threatened with the dildo on April 22, Mr Monajed fled the premises and contacted police. Meanwhile, Mr Sabbah allegedly stole $400 from his desk.

Mr Sabbah was arrested that evening and charged with robbery in company, demanding money with menaces and stealing two vehicles from the mechanic.

He has not been charged with any offences relating to his Mercedes.

His lawyer Peter Givorshner and instructing solicitor Martin Ricci told the court that the police statement of facts indicated Mr Monajed had accepted responsibility for losing the Mercedes and agreed to pay Mr Sabbah.

The magistrate denied Mr Sabbah bail and adjourned the matter to July 18.


Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/man-allegedly-threatens-mechanic-with-dildo-over-car-row-court-20130517-2jr56.html#ixzz2TpD1rfBs

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