In Carnal Catastrophes on August 27, 2014 at 12:03 pm
Yet another home made cock ring catastrophe. From the Inquirer.net
Firemen in the Malaysian city of Kota Baru showed they were up for the job when called upon to remove a steel ring stuck around a man’s penis.
Another way to strangle your cock
Zaki Ismail, from the fire station here, said they received a call from the emergency room of the Raja Perempuan Zainab II Hospital at about 7:25 a.m. on Sunday.
Zaki said the ring, which was made out of stainless steel, looked like a vehicle spare part.
“We were concentrating on the job of removing the ring. The man was also unconscious at the time. We had to go back to the station to get the right tools to perform the procedure.
‘When asked how the ring got stuck over the man’s penis, he said he was unsure as he did not have details
In Carnal Catastrophes on February 11, 2013 at 12:56 pm
Human cockfighter breaks cock.
MMA fighter Ray Elbe — who competed on “Ultimate Fighter 9” — had to be rushed to a hospital in Malaysia earlier this month and required 10 stitches … after he BROKE HIS PENIS during sex.
Also knows alot about wood splintering
Elbe told the whole story — in painfully graphic detail — on an MMA website … explaining how he was having sex with his GF, who was “on top” … when she bounced a little too high, and crunched Ray’s erect penis.
According to Ray, his penis “fractured” … and “blood was everywhere.” Ray says he immediately passed out from the pain.
Ray says he was rushed to a nearby hospital … and underwent emergency surgery to close the wound and repair a “slight tear” in his urinary tube.
Elbe says the pain was so severe after the surgery, his johnson was “throbbing with each heart beat.”
Elbe says he expects to make a full recovery — and was ordered to take “anti-erection pills” for two weeks.
The fighter says he learned a hard lesson from the experience — and will never let his GF be “on top” ever again.
Elbe also explained, “In an attempt to make it up to me … [my GF] has promised me a threesome of my choice when we get to the Philippines … which usually has some solid talent.”