Posts Tagged ‘broken arrow’

Malaysian man mangles member

In Carnal Catastrophes on August 27, 2014 at 12:03 pm

Yet another home made cock ring catastrophe. From the Inquirer.net

Firemen in the Malaysian city of Kota Baru showed they were up for the job when called upon to remove a steel ring stuck around a man’s penis.

Another way to strangle your cock

Another way to strangle your cock

Zaki Ismail, from the fire station here, said they received a call from the emergency room of the Raja Perempuan Zainab II Hospital at about 7:25 a.m. on Sunday.

Zaki said the ring, which was made out of stainless steel, looked like a vehicle spare part.

“We were concentrating on the job of removing the ring. The man was also unconscious at the time. We had to go back to the station to get the right tools to perform the procedure.

‘When asked how the ring got stuck over the man’s penis, he said he was unsure as he did not have details


Olive oil cock expansion disaster

In Carnal Catastrophes on July 10, 2014 at 10:30 am

Thai man tries to increase his tackle size with the gloopy stuff and has it cut off. From Elite Daily.

Health officials in Thailand were forced to have a man remove his penis after the man injected it with olive oil in an attempt to increase its size.

Sex oil

The man injected his penis with olive oil after his friends told him it would make it bigger.

The practice, which can also involve bees wax, silicone or even paraffin, is common in Thailand, and one Bangkok hospital reports that 40 patients a month receive treatment for side effects.

The 50-year-old man was forced to remove his penis after he developed a severe infection after injecting his penis with olive oil over a number of years


Wanker gets tazed

In Carnal Catastrophes on June 21, 2014 at 3:29 pm

Crystal Meth’d cock fiddler gets shocked. From Oregon Live.

A Beaverton man was arrested following a string of erratic outbursts that culminated in the suspect allegedly masturbating in a Salem roadhouse, officials said.


It took a Taser and more than a dozen officers on Sunday to finally subdue Andrew Frey inside Iggy’s Bar & Grill on Portland Road Northeast, the Marion County Sheriff’s office said.

The 37-year-old man later told authorities he had used methamphetamine the day before and had no recollection of the alleged wild behavior, according to officials.

The brouhaha began around 1 p.m. when sheriff’s deputies started receiving reports of man acting bizarrely in the 9000 block of Brooklake Road Northeast, officials said.

The man, identified as Frey, had allegedly called a locksmith and later refused to pay the worker for his services, Marion County officials said.

After allegedly stiffing the locksmith, Frey wandered over to Brook’s Market and refused to leave, officials said. An employee at the market had to eventually escort the alleged suspect off of the property, who then made his way to Iggy’s Bar & Grill.

That’s when Frey’s behavior allegedly took a turn for the vulgar, Marion County officials said.

A bartender told authorities that Frey exposed his genitals and started masturbating at the bar, officials said. By the time a Marion County deputy arrived on scene, Frey had moved from the bar to the bathroom, but reportedly had not stopped pleasuring himself.

Frey allegedly resisted arrest, forcing the deputy to zap the suspect with a Taser multiple times, officials said. The Taser had no effect on Frey, who then allegedly starting fighting with the deputy, officials said.

At least 15 police officers from Salem, Keizer and Marion County rushed to the bar and were eventually able to take the suspect into custody, officials said.

Frey was later charged with public indecency, resisting arrest and theft.

Ear phone wank accident

In Carnal Catastrophes on May 27, 2014 at 1:13 pm

Chinese man confuses aural and oral pleasure with disastrous consequences. From Malaysian Chronicle.

A 32-year-old man underwent surgery in Shenzhen after he’d inserted an earphone wire into his urethra and it got stuck inside his body.



‘The patient, surnamed Luo, showed up at the Shenzhen Shuguang Hospital seeking medical treatment for a urinary tract infection, but initially failed to tell doctors about the headphone cable that he’d inserted up in there himself as a “home remedy”.

Xu Chang, vice-head of the hospital, said that Luo had suffered from numerous urinary tract infections. Apparently, the man performed this makeshift procedure on himself several times after a friend recommended the idea to him. On the last occasion, however, something went terribly awry

Porn star breaks penis. Twice.

In Carnal Catastrophes on October 8, 2013 at 3:44 pm

Now asking for donations for surgery to fix his mangled member. From Urban Daily.

You can’t make this kind of stuff up. A porn star has broken his penis for the second time and is seeking donations to pay his $32,000 medical bills.


Porn actor Prince Yahshua first broke his money maker three years ago during a shoot.

A couple of weeks ago, the injury was aggravated enough for him to require medical attention. At the hospital, it was discovered he had actually broken his penis for the second time.

Prince Yahshua found out it would cost $32,000 for the surgery to repair his johnson and the subsequent rehabilitation.


Yahshua’s reps have started a fundraising campaign on GiveForward.com to help raise the $32,000 for the actor’s medical expenses.

Prince Yahshua released a statement to AVN.com, “Blown away is what I feel right now. I’m saddened to tell the industry and my diehard fans around the world that the injury that sidelined me three years ago has come back to bite me in a big way.

After seeing and talking to my doctor on Friday, I was informed once again that I must go under the knife to repair bad tissue damage asap.

Today, my heart is a lot happier after seeing what Sandra [McCarthy] and OCM has done for me by starting this fundraiser—I’m speechless! I’d like to thank Sandra, OCM and the fans and companies that have made me who I am today.”

The owner of the agency that reps Prince Yahshua stated, “When Prince contacted me with the devastating news, I was at a loss for words … tears were rolling down my cheeks. I knew I needed to help him emotionally and financially, so I started this fundraiser to help ease the pressure of the huge expenses that were on the way.

Healthcare is unaffordable, and Prince doesn’t have a plan due to his pre-existing condition, so he’ll have to pay for the entire surgery out-of-pocket.

Lately, the industry seems to have been taking hit after hit, but we all need to stick together and unite as one so we can get through whatever life throws at us.”

Man With Faulty Penile Implant Gets $400K

In Carnal Catastrophes on September 23, 2013 at 11:59 am

Cock strengthener works rather too well.

A former handyman has won more than $400,000 in a lawsuit over a penile implant that gave him a 10-year erection.


Charles “Chick” Lennon, 68, received the steel and plastic implant in about two years before Viagra went on the market. The Dura-II is designed to allow impotent men to position the penis upward for sex, then lower it.

But Lennon could not position his penis downward. He said he could no longer hug people, ride a bike, swim or wear bathing trunks because of the pain and embarrassment. He has become a recluse and is uncomfortable being around his grandchildren, his lawyer said.

“I don’t know any man who for any amount of money would want to trade and take my client’s life,” said Jules D’Alessandro, Lennon’s attorney. “He’s not a whole person.”

A lawyer representing both Dura-II manufacturer Dacomed Corp. and the company’s insurer declined to comment. Dacomed maintained that nothing was wrong with the implant.

The implant consists of a series of plastic plates strung together with steel surgical wire, almost like a roll of wrapped coins. Springs press against the plates, creating enough surface tension to simulate an erection, D’Alessandro said.

Lennon cannot get the implant removed because of health problems, including open-heart surgery, his lawyer said. Impotence drugs could not help Lennon even if he were able to have the device taken out, because tissue had be to removed for it to be implanted.

Dacomed was later acquired by a California company whose sales dropped when Viagra was introduced on the market. The company filed for bankruptcy the following year.

66 year Man’s Penis Amputated After Viagra Overdose

In Carnal Catastrophes on September 21, 2013 at 8:44 am

Greed with the little blue pill leads to dick disaster.

A man had to have his penis amputated after a botched attempt to please girlfriend with Viagra overdose, UPI reported Thursday.

"They were like sweets"

“They were like sweets”

A southern Columbia man had to have his penis amputated after enthusiastically overdosing on Viagra, an erectile dysfunction medication, officials said.

The unnamed local farmer and former politician, who is currently residing in the tiny town of Gigante, Huila, told local newspapers and press that his he had to undergo penis amputation after he had intentionally overdosed on Viagra in an attempt to please his girlfriend.

The 66-year-old man, who is reportedly a former member of the Gigante municipal council, said that his abuse of the penis performance-enhancing drug has led to a constant state of erection for several days

He claimed that he initially didn’t mind the altered state of his member thinking that it would simply pass, but after his reproductive organ began to hurt a few days into the erection, he decided to seek for medical help.

According to Columbia Reports, Gigante doctors and medical practitioners were greatly alarmed by the complexity of the issue that they decided to refer the former politician to Neiva, the department capital with ample medical facilities.

Medical practitioners at the Neiva hospital then alerted the man that his penis was already inflamed, fractured, and was showing signs of gangrene.

They then told the 66-year-old that he has to undergo penis amputation to prevent the spread of the inflammation and gangrene to other parts of his body.

“The patient showed bruising on the testicles and penis, was treated and is recovering well,” a medic told local newspaper La Nacion.

Because of the incident, Neiva hospital issued a local warning for men to not use penis enhancing drugs or erectile dysfunction medication especially Viagra without prescription from their doctors to avoid incidents such as this one.

Australian pensioner impales cock with fork

In Carnal Catastrophes on August 20, 2013 at 10:28 am

Kitchen utensil sex game goes wrong From UK’s Metro.

A 70 year old man has had a 4 inch fork removed from his penis after it became lodged there during a sexual act.

Fork in a penis

The unfortunate incident in Australia was described in a recent medical journal by three surgeons who operated on the man to remove the kitchen utensil.

They talked about how the pensioner had come to the hospital for help after getting the piece of cutlery stuck when using it to achieve sexual climax.

They eventually managed to retrieve the object after using a large amount of lubrication and forceps, while the man was given a general anaesthetic.

‘It is apparent that the human mind is uninhibited let alone creative,’ they wrote in the International Journal of Surgery Case Reports.

‘Autoerotic stimulation with the aid of self-inserted urethral foreign bodies has been existent since time immemorial and have presented an unusual but known presentation to urologists.’


Man gets cock stuck sexing a toaster

In Carnal Catastrophes on July 30, 2013 at 9:54 am

London Fire Brigade release their weirdest cases today including the unfortunate tale of a man caught rogering his breakfast maker.  From NY Daily News.

London firefighters say they have freed hundreds of people with body parts trapped in toasters and other household objects in the last three years.

Another sexy toaster

The London Fire Brigade speculated that the popularity of erotic novel “Fifty Shades of Grey” may account for a rise in handcuffs-related emergencies.

“I don’t know whether it’s the ‘Fifty Shades’ effect, but the number of incidents involving items like handcuffs seems to have gone up,” Third Officer Dave Brown said.

But strangest of all was the case of an man who caught his penis in his toatser. The anonymous victim called emergency and was freed by members of the fore service.

The service was also called out to free 9 men who had trapped their genitals in rings.


Ibiza firemen free German tourist stuck in sex toy

In Carnal Catastrophes on July 19, 2013 at 10:29 am

Teuton traps todger in Spanish sex toy. From The Local.

Medics in Ibiza were forced to enlist the help of buzz saw wielding fre fighters on Wednesday to free a German tourist from the clutches of a steel sex toy.

Some other cocks looking for a ring

Emergency services needed two hours to cut through the metal ring, described  as a type of “armour plating”, into which the man had placed his penis and testicles.

The firemen on hand needed two changes of battery and a second rotating blade for their buzz saw to free the man, local daily Diario de Mallorca reported on Friday.

There were “plenty of sparks” during the operation to remove the sex toy which measured 15cm in diameter.

The two-hour procedure was described as “very complex” because the man became “more swollen” with time.

He was also said to have complained a lot.

To finish the operation it was necessary to administer a total anaesthetic.

The fire crew received their unusual call-out at 10pm on Wednesday after medics at Ibiza’s Can Misses hospital discovered they didn’t have the tools to do the job.

It is not known how the man, a 51-yr-old German, got to the hospital.

This is not the first time that Majorcan fire-fighters have been called upon to free people from sex toys but “never one as big as this”.

After an overnight stay in the Urology department of the hospital the man is reported to have felt fine.

Read more here http://www.thelocal.es/20130705/buzzsaw-rescue-for-sex-armour-man

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