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Oregon wanker falls in river

In Carnal Catastrophes on August 11, 2014 at 12:03 pm

A quick pull in the park goes wrong. From Football365.com

A naked and drunk man was pulled out of a river by U.S. police after he masturbated in a park in broad daylight.

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some other river wankers

Ernest Michael Kirk, 31, needed to be rescued after falling into the Willamette River while pleasuring himself in Clackamette Park in Oregon City, the Portland Tribune reports.

Police received a phone call around 2 p.m. Saturday (local time) and when they arrived at the scene they caught Kirk in the act. The police officers tried to talk to him, but Kirk did not stop his behavior and lost consciousness before falling into the river

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