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Cop shoots man after catching couple having sex in community pool

In Carnal Catastrophes on March 31, 2014 at 10:00 am

Sex paddle ends with bullets

Authorities say an off-duty deputy shot a man after a confrontation with a couple that was having sex in the pool of a Boca Raton housing complex, according to NBC affiliate WPTV.

Dolphin kissing

The deputy, who lives in Reflections of Boca del Mar at 5500 Pacific Blvd, said he found the couple engaging in sexual activity, WPTV reported. He told the couple that he is a deputy and asked them to leave the premises.

Although they left reluctantly, the couple returned a short time later and the man approached the deputy, who was sitting in a lounge chair, according to WPTV.



Zimbabwe man beaten in church after ‘supernatural’ sex

In Carnal Catastrophes on March 27, 2014 at 9:03 am

Metaphysical mating goes wrong. From myzimbabwe.com

There was drama at an apostolic church in Cowdry Park suburb in Bulawayo last Saturday when irate congregants reportedly ran amok and severely bashed a man they suspected of using mubobobo to have ‘supernatural sex’ or better known as ‘bluetooth sex’ with female congregants during church service.

what the church may need next Sunday.

Sexy Ghostbuster

The bruised man, who sources  identified as Tafara Mukoto, had to seek refuge from a neighbouring house to avoid further beatings.

Mubobobo is a type of magic where a man uses charms to perform a sexual act on an unsuspecting woman. Often, victims can feel themselves being violated, and even get to briefly enjoy the encounter, before coming out of the spell and regaining control.

Several cases of this African bluetooth sex technology have been reported in the past and it is hard for police and victims to prove the claims beyond reasonable doubt.

However, it is reported that after the busting of Mukoto’s sex shenanigans which work in a bluetooth-like manner, some female congregants expressed concern over the mubobobo issue allegedly revealing that prior to the incident and during the church service they were just feeling as if they were having sex with a man even though there won’t be any man next to them.

A member of the Nguva Yavatenderi Apostolic Church who identified himself as Madzibaba Antony, said some congregants suspected that Mutoko was up to no good when he was seen ‘facially expressing excitement’ as he was standing in the crowd.

“What happened is that one female congregant started complaining that she was just feeling as if she was having sex with a man. She looked confused and troubled and told some elderly women of her suspicions. ASs the matter was being discussed among the women, Mukoto, who was seen constantly tapping his foot suddenly bolted out from the crowd before we gave chase and managed to catch up with him. He was thoroughly beaten and had to seek refuge at a nearby house which is still under construction,” said the source.

The man reportedly claimed that he was innocent but church members were not convinced and they gave him a beating of his life.

South African woman bites off penis during blow job

In Carnal Catastrophes on March 25, 2014 at 5:02 pm

Cocksucker goes cannibal. From News 24.

A woman was arrested in Soweto on Monday after she allegedly bit off a portion of a man’s penis, Gauteng police said.

Broken Bagette

‘”She was arrested at the police station after she followed the complainant to the station,” said Constable Sibusiso Chauke.

‘The two met at a tavern in Meadowlands, Soweto on Saturday.

‘”The victim, aged 38, proposed to the suspect and she agreed. They also agreed to go to the victim’s place of residence to have sexual intercourse,” Chauke said.

‘On arrival at the house, the woman told the man to unzip his trousers so she can perform oral sex on him.

‘”He did so and she bit off a front portion of his private parts. He managed to push her [away]… He was taken to hospital and was released today [Monday],” said Chauke.

Man Dies During Hotel Sex Romp With Girlfriend

In Carnal Catastrophes on March 24, 2014 at 7:07 am

Girlfriend says she has ‘Had sex many times with men’ and ‘Never happened before’

A young man aged about 30 reportedly died at the weekend in Calabar, the Cross River state capital, southsouth Nigeria, during a sex romp with his girlfriend. The man, whose name was given as Ete Samuel, was a resident of 14, Ekpo Abasi Lane in Calabar South, while his sex partner, Miss Peace Idorenyin is a resident of Target Street, close to the Calabar Zoo.

sex hotel

The two chose the cheap “short time spot” located at Atu Street for early evening sex session before the incident happened. A source who witnessed the incident said he was called at about 5 p.m. by the owner of the short time spot to come and help him as he had a “situation which he alone could not handle. So as a good friend I had to get there fast.

“When I got there, I went into the room and saw a young man on the floor with foam coming out of his mouth and I called the police who came and took the corpse to the mortuary and the lady to Atakpa Police Station”. “I did not kill him as many men have slept with me and they did not die and this was not the first time Ete Samuel was doing it with me.”

Accoding to her, she could have “escaped but since I know I am not the cause of his death, I had to wear him his trousers before calling people to help me.” She said she noticed that the man was shaking and she thought the man was about reaching orgasm “but when he did not make any move of coming down from my body after some time I pushed him and saw that he was foaming in his mouth.


Chinese Couple Fall to Death while Having Sex against Window Pane

In Carnal Catastrophes on March 21, 2014 at 10:44 am

Window pain for tragic couple.

A Chinese couple have fallen to their deaths after a window they were leaning against shattered. The man and woman were believed to have been having sex at the time. Witnesses say the two had their hands wrapped tightly around each other as they fell to the pavement below.


The incident happened in Wuhan, a city in central China. However, it is unclear which floor the couple fell from. Local news reports have blamed the poor quality of windows and the glass used. A photo of the accident scene shows the couple on the ground, with their bodies covered by white sheets.

report in the New York Daily News suggests the couple perhaps moved closer to the window to keep cool; temperatures in Wuhan are in excess of 30C.

It should be noted that although local news sites’ reports and the accompanying photograph have gone viral, there has been no confirmation of the fatalities from local authorities.

Seattle Scooter threesome goes wrong

In Carnal Catastrophes on March 19, 2014 at 2:23 pm

Man finds trio banging in his carport.

Seattle police were called to a Capitol Hill apartment building earlier this week after a man came home to find a threesome screwing in his carport.

A police report says the man came home to his apartment building on 11th and Denny around 7:15pm, when he saw two half-naked women and a half-naked man in the carport next to his apartment.

oh yeah, baby

oh yeah, baby

The half-naked man was having sex with one of the women, while the other female was “naked and messing with the victim’s scooter.”

The victim confronted the three half-naked suspects, and the woman who was mid-coitus got angry, ripped down a cigarette ashtray attached to the apartment building, and threw it at the victim, striking him in the shoulder.

The woman then told the victim she was going to have her cousin shoot him. The report doesn’t clearly indicate where the woman’s cousin was during the altercation. But let your imagination run wild.

The half-naked woman on the scooter apologized to the victim for the other woman’s actions—the report indicates the two women are sisters—and all three suspects left after getting dressed.

Police weren’t able to find the suspects.

Woman injured in cock ring catastrophe

In Carnal Catastrophes on March 18, 2014 at 9:40 am

Hurt in mad grab for sex toy. From Daily Mail.

Blaming a pub owner for the alleged injuries of a woman during a rush to grab a spot prize at an Ann Summers sex toy party would fly in the face of common sense, a court has been told.

cock ring

Sylvia Deehan, 46, is suing a bar near her Dublin home after claiming she was shoved into a speaker when ‘a ring that goes around a certain part of a man’ was thrown in the air.

The toy was up for grabs as part of a ladies night at the Lough Inn pub in Loughlinstown, which climaxed in a performance by the Hunks of Desire male stripper troupe.

On the final day of the case before Dublin’s High Court, a safety expert said a ban on spot prizes at such parties – which he said was a custom going back generations – would be the same as banning dancing.

Summing up evidence, defence barrister Joe McGettigan SC, for the pub owners Loughlinstown Inn Ltd, accused mother-of-two Ms Deehan of having two versions of what actually happened on the night, on January 21, 2011.

In her sworn testimony, she said she was bursting balloons on the floor when in full view of at least another 62 women at the party she went to catch the spot prize when she was pushed from behind and hit a speaker next to the disc jockey’s box. She alleges she injured her ribs.

But she told an investigating engineer – who surveyed the premises on her behalf as part of an earlier claim – that she was sitting on a bar stool and jumped from it, said Mr McGettigan.
The two versions were totally and absolutely different, he said.

The barrister argued that the Ann Summers’ representative, along with bar staff, did not see anyone thrown to the floor and Ms Deehan, who has the onus of proof, had failed to put forward a convincing case.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2574881/Woman-sues-damages-claiming-injured-rush-grab-sex-toy-thrown-crowd-Ann-Summers-party.html#ixzz2vwbX47jr

Couple having car sex in garage die of carbon monoxide poisoning

In Carnal Catastrophes on March 15, 2014 at 1:47 pm

Auto nookie leads to disaster. From NY Daily News.

A Pennsylvania couple died from carbon monoxide poisoning as they had sex in a car parked in a garage, police said.


Cops think Keith Payton and Salina Johnson, both 40, were fatally overcome by fumes as they made out with the engine still running.

The partially clothed pair was found in the Williamsport lock-up at 9:30 p.m. Friday by Payton’s brother.

But police think they had driven into the garage the previous evening.

Sri Lankan man dies after sex act goes wrong

In Carnal Catastrophes on March 15, 2014 at 10:22 am

A Sri Lankan national who had recently graduated from college, was found dead in a condominium here, in what is believed to be a sex act gone wrong.

Acting city CID chief Asst Comm Khairi Ahrasa said the 34-year-old had been dead between four and seven days when he was found on Tuesday at the condominium in Taman Abadi Indah.

A friend of the Sri Lankan had sought help from a security guard when he was unable to enter the condominium unit.

According to ACP Khairi, the friend was unable to enter the unit because he had left his keys with someone else.

“They went into the unit after breaking the door lock and were greeted by a stench coming from the bedroom.

“The victim was found sprawled half-naked on his bed,” ACP Khairi told reporters on Wednesday.

He added that police have classified the case as murder.

“There were signs of struggle in the unit. Whoever was here at the time of the murder had rummaged through his belongings,” ACP Khairi.

Police retrieved a Sony mobile phone, drug paraphernalia, lubricant and sex toys from the scene.

“Based on these findings, we believe that the victim may have been involved in same-sex activities,” said ACP Khairi.

“We are waiting for the post-mortem results to ascertain whether he was killed using a sharp object. However, no weapon was found at the site,” he added.

ACP Khairi said the victim had recently graduated from a local college and had been living on his own, adding that he used to share the unit with three men – a German, a Pole and another Sri Lankan.

“All, with exception of the Polish man, have long left the country. ”

ACP Khairi said police were looking for the Polish roommate to assist in the investigation.

“We have reviewed a CCTV recording of the suspect and will be releasing a photofit of him,” said ACP Khairi.

He also said another man, aged between 32 and 33, had been arrested in connection with the murder.

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