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Woman is killed and man loses both legs after they are hit by a train as they have sex on the tracks

In Carnal Catastrophes on September 30, 2013 at 11:20 am

Railway romp turns tragic in the Ukraine. From Daily Mail.


sex train

choo choo

The ’30-something’ woman was killed by the train in the city of Zaporozhye on Saturday morning.

Her 41-year-old male companion lost both legs, but survived to tell the tale.

The Ukrainian Interior Ministry, which announced the Saturday morning accident, said the couple ‘failed to overcome their natural passion when walking home.’

The pair, officials said, ‘wanted to experience an extreme sensation near the railroad tracks.’

The extreme sensation they experienced happened to be a switcher locomotive, and they could not escape in time, reports Russia’s RIA Novosti news outlet.

Yahoo!7 reports that they couple were drunk at the time.

They were returning home from a party at a friend’s house when they decided to stop on the tracks.

Zaporozhye is the sixth-largest city in Ukraine and has a population of more than 770,000.



Man With Faulty Penile Implant Gets $400K

In Carnal Catastrophes on September 23, 2013 at 11:59 am

Cock strengthener works rather too well.

A former handyman has won more than $400,000 in a lawsuit over a penile implant that gave him a 10-year erection.


Charles “Chick” Lennon, 68, received the steel and plastic implant in about two years before Viagra went on the market. The Dura-II is designed to allow impotent men to position the penis upward for sex, then lower it.

But Lennon could not position his penis downward. He said he could no longer hug people, ride a bike, swim or wear bathing trunks because of the pain and embarrassment. He has become a recluse and is uncomfortable being around his grandchildren, his lawyer said.

“I don’t know any man who for any amount of money would want to trade and take my client’s life,” said Jules D’Alessandro, Lennon’s attorney. “He’s not a whole person.”

A lawyer representing both Dura-II manufacturer Dacomed Corp. and the company’s insurer declined to comment. Dacomed maintained that nothing was wrong with the implant.

The implant consists of a series of plastic plates strung together with steel surgical wire, almost like a roll of wrapped coins. Springs press against the plates, creating enough surface tension to simulate an erection, D’Alessandro said.

Lennon cannot get the implant removed because of health problems, including open-heart surgery, his lawyer said. Impotence drugs could not help Lennon even if he were able to have the device taken out, because tissue had be to removed for it to be implanted.

Dacomed was later acquired by a California company whose sales dropped when Viagra was introduced on the market. The company filed for bankruptcy the following year.

66 year Man’s Penis Amputated After Viagra Overdose

In Carnal Catastrophes on September 21, 2013 at 8:44 am

Greed with the little blue pill leads to dick disaster.

A man had to have his penis amputated after a botched attempt to please girlfriend with Viagra overdose, UPI reported Thursday.

"They were like sweets"

“They were like sweets”

A southern Columbia man had to have his penis amputated after enthusiastically overdosing on Viagra, an erectile dysfunction medication, officials said.

The unnamed local farmer and former politician, who is currently residing in the tiny town of Gigante, Huila, told local newspapers and press that his he had to undergo penis amputation after he had intentionally overdosed on Viagra in an attempt to please his girlfriend.

The 66-year-old man, who is reportedly a former member of the Gigante municipal council, said that his abuse of the penis performance-enhancing drug has led to a constant state of erection for several days

He claimed that he initially didn’t mind the altered state of his member thinking that it would simply pass, but after his reproductive organ began to hurt a few days into the erection, he decided to seek for medical help.

According to Columbia Reports, Gigante doctors and medical practitioners were greatly alarmed by the complexity of the issue that they decided to refer the former politician to Neiva, the department capital with ample medical facilities.

Medical practitioners at the Neiva hospital then alerted the man that his penis was already inflamed, fractured, and was showing signs of gangrene.

They then told the 66-year-old that he has to undergo penis amputation to prevent the spread of the inflammation and gangrene to other parts of his body.

“The patient showed bruising on the testicles and penis, was treated and is recovering well,” a medic told local newspaper La Nacion.

Because of the incident, Neiva hospital issued a local warning for men to not use penis enhancing drugs or erectile dysfunction medication especially Viagra without prescription from their doctors to avoid incidents such as this one.

‘Zombie’ prostitute dies during sex, ‘resurrects’ in coffin

In Carnal Catastrophes on September 10, 2013 at 4:02 pm

Banging back from the dead. Via Bulawayo 24.

There was drama at Manor Hotel in Bulawayo after a woman who had been presumed dead after collapsing while allegedly having sex suddenly woke up just after police officers had put her body into a coffin.

Surprise bitches

Surprise bitches

The incident occurred on Tuesday last week at about 12pm. Sources said the woman woke up saying: “You want to kill me, you want to kill me.”

A number of people who had gathered to witness the woman’s “dead” body being removed from a room at the hotel reportedly fled from the scene. Some are said to have fallen while others tripped over each other in fear of the ‘resurrected’ woman.

“It was like a movie. People were running away in different directions. It was a scary incident because we were all convinced that she had died because she was just cold. Miracles surely do happen,” said a source.

According to the source, police officers who attended the scene seemed moved by the woman’s rise from the dead but kept their cool and tried to calm her while she accused them of trying to kill her.

“They had no choice. Surely it was going to be something else to see them also running away. It’s their job and they had to remain clam and ascertain what was really happening.”

After the woman had regained composure, the police officers are said to have left the hotel with an ’empty’ coffin. The woman’s unidentified partner reportedly sneaked out of the hotel moments after the cops had left while she was taken home by a colleague.

Sources identified her as MaNdlo and was said to be a ‘new patron’ at the hotel. When our news crew visited the hotel this week, she was said to be away.

“No one really knows her well because she was just new. We are hoping that she will be back within the course of the week,” said a source

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