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Man gets cock stuck sexing a toaster

In Carnal Catastrophes on July 30, 2013 at 9:54 am

London Fire Brigade release their weirdest cases today including the unfortunate tale of a man caught rogering his breakfast maker.  From NY Daily News.

London firefighters say they have freed hundreds of people with body parts trapped in toasters and other household objects in the last three years.

Another sexy toaster

The London Fire Brigade speculated that the popularity of erotic novel “Fifty Shades of Grey” may account for a rise in handcuffs-related emergencies.

“I don’t know whether it’s the ‘Fifty Shades’ effect, but the number of incidents involving items like handcuffs seems to have gone up,” Third Officer Dave Brown said.

But strangest of all was the case of an man who caught his penis in his toatser. The anonymous victim called emergency and was freed by members of the fore service.

The service was also called out to free 9 men who had trapped their genitals in rings.

 

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