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Poison singer nearly dies after jerking off to porn

In Carnal Catastrophes on June 19, 2013 at 8:06 pm

Wanked himself into a coma while watching ‘Busty Cops 3’

“Busty Cops 3: To Protect and Serve” nearly killed Bret Michaels.

bret michaels porn injurt

Michaels..bashed the bishop a bit too hard

The Poison singer, vH1 reality star and pet accessories designer was hospitalized last April after he suffered a brain hemorrhage – and now we know what caused it.

Michaels talked to Conan O’Brien last week (we’re not quite sure how we missed this then) about the compromising position he was in when the ambulance came to his house.

Michaels said that he was casually watching Major League Baseball and started channel surfing during a commercial break, as one does, when he happened to “accidentally” land on “Busty Cops 3: To Protect and Serve.”

And that’s what did him in.

“That’s one of the last visions I had was this awful, awful soft core something or other,” Michaels said. “In between that and MLB something went awry…it was horrific.”

The moral of the story here, kids, is that pornography will kill you. Even the soft core kind

Read more: http://dailycaller.com/2013/06/19/busty-cops-3-nearly-killed-bret-michaels-video/#ixzz2Wh6tXOQh

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