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Man dies while trying to have sex with hornet’s nest

In Carnal Catastrophes on May 14, 2013 at 2:45 pm

Horny for hornets horror. From Sweden News so a bit of a lumpy google translation.

Around noon on Monday, SOS an alarm that “Hasse” a man the age of 35, lay unconscious on his farm outside Ystad. An hour later he would be dead.

This man favors oral sex with bees

This man prefers oral sex with bees

“Hasse” which was known in Ystad tavern circles, had a total of 146 wasp sting on the body including 54 on the genitals, including the scrotum. He was so bloated that a neighbor thought it was a whale carcasses lying on the lawn.

– What’s that? Yeah right ..! Thought at first that it was a kind of choice, so I called “Hasse” to ask what the hell he was doing, but he did not so I was a little worried. I walked up to the body and then I recognized his tattoo on his neck, representing a little angel who is rocking. I have never in my life seen such a swollen pelvic bone. It hid the whole package on him, yes it hung over and, despite the scrotum was enlarged. Right now it feels heavy and unreal. We did not talk very often, but he was still my neighbor, says Bertil Ståhfrääs before limping off and blows his nose in an old handkerchief.

After the autopsy of the body as well as technical investigation at the scene, so the police have come to the shocking conclusion that the “Hasse” tried engage intercourse with wasp nest. They found among other remnants of semen on some of the dead wasps. They even found a couple of “Hasse” pubic hair in the entrance of the nest and fingerprints of both hands.

– Attempting to have intercourse with a hornet’s nest is a very bad idea. “Hasse” must have had some form of sexual addiction that has escalated and pushed to the limit. What it is because perhaps you may find out later after talking to relatives and friends. I do not even think about the pain he must have suffered both within himself before he went on wasp nest, and the pain incurred by the wasp attack, says Siv During Livh, psychologist and expert on odd fantasies.

Read more here http://nyheternasverige.se/forsokte-ha-sex-med-getingbo-avled/

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  1. Reblogged this on Normal Deviations and commented:
    Nothin’ I can add to this. Just… speechless. There are definitely some fucked up people out there.

    Quote of the week:
    “Attempting to have intercourse with a hornet’s nest is a very bad idea.”

    Guess what is *not* on my bucket list?

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