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Woman bites boyfriend’s penis after refused sex

In Carnal Catastrophes on May 22, 2013 at 6:18 am

A Floridian twist on fellatio. From Metro UK.

A 19 year old woman has been accused of biting her boyfriend’s penis after he turned down her sexual advances.

Hungry for cock chow

Hungry for cock chow

Krystle Harrison was arrested last week on domestic battery charges following the alleged incident in Bradenton, Florida.

According to a report from the Manatee County sheriff’s office, Harrison bit 24-year-old boyfriend Jeffrey Wilkinson while they were lying in bed.

‘The victim and defendant were in bed. The defendant wanted to have sex with the victim and began to touch him,’ a report obtained by the Smoking Gun said.

‘The victim informed the defendant several times that he did not want to partake. The defendant then grabbed the victim and bit his penis.’

The report went on to claim that Harrison followed Wilkinson, with whom she has a young son, outside their house, slapping him and spitting in his face.

Despite also sustaining scratches to his chest, Wilkinson said he did not want to press charges nor seek medical treatment.


Australian man threatens mechanic with giant dildo over car row

In Carnal Catastrophes on May 20, 2013 at 10:14 am

Dong danger down under. From Sydney Morning Herald.

A man tried to extort money from a Sydney mechanic he blamed for losing his Mercedes-Benz by threatening him with a large black sex toy, a court has been told.

'Now this is a dildo'

‘Now this is a dildo’

Aaron Sabbah was armed during an attempt to demand money from Michael Monajed, Sydney’s Central Local Court was told during a bail application on Friday.

“What is the alleged arm?” Magistrate Eve Wynhausen asked.

“It’s a black dildo, your honour,” prosecutor Christian Hearn said.


According to court documents, Mr Sabbah arrived at Mr Monajed’s workshop on April 22.

“Sabbah … entered the workshop in an intimidating manner with a large black dildo in his right hand, which he was smacking into his left hand continually in an aggressive and threatening manner,” the documents state.

The 39-year-old’s $167,000 Mercedes-Benz had been repossessed in January after he defaulted on a loan.

A week later Mr Sabbah allegedly drove the repossessed vehicle away from the car yard where it was being held and took it to Mr Monajed’s Botany workshop to have the brakes replaced.

The next day police spotted Mr Monajed driving the stolen car.

They took back the car and released the mechanic without charge.

In the meantime, Mr Sabbah, who was overseas, allegedly rang the mechanic and demanded $10,000 that he estimated was the outstanding loan amount, which turned out to be $112,000.

“You are responsible for losing my car,” court documents allege Sabbah said.

Over the next few weeks Sabbah upped his demand to $30,000 and made threats of violence.

The mechanic bought Sabbah a used Honda for $800, but Sabbah demanded something better.

“Get me a better car, this is a piece of s—,” Sabbah allegedly told Mr Monajed.

During February and March, Sabbah allegedly made more threats of violence and the mechanic paid him cash totalling $4500.

After allegedly being threatened with the dildo on April 22, Mr Monajed fled the premises and contacted police. Meanwhile, Mr Sabbah allegedly stole $400 from his desk.

Mr Sabbah was arrested that evening and charged with robbery in company, demanding money with menaces and stealing two vehicles from the mechanic.

He has not been charged with any offences relating to his Mercedes.

His lawyer Peter Givorshner and instructing solicitor Martin Ricci told the court that the police statement of facts indicated Mr Monajed had accepted responsibility for losing the Mercedes and agreed to pay Mr Sabbah.

The magistrate denied Mr Sabbah bail and adjourned the matter to July 18.


Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/man-allegedly-threatens-mechanic-with-dildo-over-car-row-court-20130517-2jr56.html#ixzz2TpD1rfBs

Goliath sexes chicken to death

In Carnal Catastrophes on May 16, 2013 at 10:20 am

Mighty fowl man pokes poultry into the afterlife in hendonistic search for pleasure. From The Zimbabwae Eye.

A Zambian man, Mr Goliath Nyirenda was caught sexually pleasuring himself on a chicken in Zambia’s Chisamba area, a court was told.

And all she really wanted was a ring on her finger

And all she really wanted was a ring on her finger

Mr Goliath Nyirenda, 27, was on Thursday convicted of having indulged himself in “carnal knowledge” of a chicken.

The man of Mubalani settlement in Chisamba is reported to have had sex with the chicken at approximately 2300hrs on November 18, 2012.

He was unemployed at the time, the court heard.

Mr Nyirenda however denied the allegation stating that on the night in question, he returned home after a night of heavily imbibing drink. He went to bed and was awoken by chicken owner, Gift Michelo. Nyirenda further alleged he was shocked when Michelo locked him in his own house then called his neighbours and the police for no reason.

However, when he took to the witness stand the chicken owner, Mr Michelo, testified that on the night at about 2300hrs he was awoken by a chicken squawking unnaturally. He then followed the noise to Mr Nyirenda’s house. When Mr Michelo entered the house Nyirenda  then threw the chicken out the window in blind panic.

 The arresting officer, Mr Chishi told the court that he made the decision to arrest Mr Nyirenda after he investigated the matter. Mr Chishi noticed that the chicken was soiled in its rear end. This testimony was also corroborated by Mr Michelo. The chicken subsequently died possibly due to trauma to the rear passage.

Mr Nyirenda now awaits sentencing by the High Court.

The maximum penalty for the crime of bestiality in Zambia is 15years

Man dies while trying to have sex with hornet’s nest

In Carnal Catastrophes on May 14, 2013 at 2:45 pm

Horny for hornets horror. From Sweden News so a bit of a lumpy google translation.

Around noon on Monday, SOS an alarm that “Hasse” a man the age of 35, lay unconscious on his farm outside Ystad. An hour later he would be dead.

This man favors oral sex with bees

This man prefers oral sex with bees

“Hasse” which was known in Ystad tavern circles, had a total of 146 wasp sting on the body including 54 on the genitals, including the scrotum. He was so bloated that a neighbor thought it was a whale carcasses lying on the lawn.

– What’s that? Yeah right ..! Thought at first that it was a kind of choice, so I called “Hasse” to ask what the hell he was doing, but he did not so I was a little worried. I walked up to the body and then I recognized his tattoo on his neck, representing a little angel who is rocking. I have never in my life seen such a swollen pelvic bone. It hid the whole package on him, yes it hung over and, despite the scrotum was enlarged. Right now it feels heavy and unreal. We did not talk very often, but he was still my neighbor, says Bertil Ståhfrääs before limping off and blows his nose in an old handkerchief.

After the autopsy of the body as well as technical investigation at the scene, so the police have come to the shocking conclusion that the “Hasse” tried engage intercourse with wasp nest. They found among other remnants of semen on some of the dead wasps. They even found a couple of “Hasse” pubic hair in the entrance of the nest and fingerprints of both hands.

– Attempting to have intercourse with a hornet’s nest is a very bad idea. “Hasse” must have had some form of sexual addiction that has escalated and pushed to the limit. What it is because perhaps you may find out later after talking to relatives and friends. I do not even think about the pain he must have suffered both within himself before he went on wasp nest, and the pain incurred by the wasp attack, says Siv During Livh, psychologist and expert on odd fantasies.

Read more here http://nyheternasverige.se/forsokte-ha-sex-med-getingbo-avled/

Peeping Toms fall through bathroom ceiling

In Carnal Catastrophes on May 8, 2013 at 4:47 pm

Twosomes spying leads to flying. From the Atlanta Constitution Journal

Two men fell through a restroom ceiling as they tried to spy on women, Gwinnett County police said.


The alleged incident took place Sunday night at the Venture Value Cinema in Duluth.

According to arrest warrants, the manager said he thinks the men went up through the men’s restroom, crawled over to the women’s and then fell through landing directly inside the stalls. An officer wrote that the men were “invading the privacy” of various customers.

A theater employee allowed Channel 2’s Kerry Kavanaugh inside to see the aftermath of the crash landing. The employee believes the men landed in the stalls.

The suspects, 26-year-old Eduard Petrovich Kovynev and 27-year-old Eduard Alexander Kovynev, are both charged with peeping Tom and criminal damage to property. They have since bonded out of jail.

Kavanaugh tracked down one of the suspects at his Suwanee home, but he did not want to comment.

More, including video, here.


Woman crashes car into vacant house after getting ‘turned on’ with boyfriend

In Carnal Catastrophes on May 3, 2013 at 11:40 am

Home destroyed in horny car crash.

A woman from Florida destroyed an unoccupied home in the early hours of Friday after some ‘Ultra-friendly’ antics with her boyfriend caused her to lose control of her Hyundai.

sex car

‘I came. hard’

The accident ruined two rooms and blew out a window in another part of the building.

Neighbour Marvin Johnson, who has been keeping an eye on the house near Daytona Beach, since its owner died in August, told WESH2 TV that he was scared that the car was going to explode and so he called 911.

Sgt Kim Montes, spokesman for Florida Highway Patrol, told the New York Daily News that Asia Walker, 30, told the investigating trooper that she and her boyfriend in the car were getting a little amorous.

Walker of Palm Coast, was arrested and charged with careless driving. She also suffered minor head injuries after being hit by debris, and was treated at Halifax Medical Center.

Her boyfriend Charles Phillips, 38, escaped unhurt.

Quebec woman dies during kinky sex: police

In Carnal Catastrophes on May 2, 2013 at 9:36 am

S&M sex game goes tragically wrong.

A Quebec man may face criminal charges after a woman died while they were having sadomasochistic sex.

The 39-year-old woman died Saturday night in a home in Saint-Bruno-de-Montarville on Montreal’s South Shore, police said.

She went into cardiac arrest while engaging in “out of the ordinary” sexual practices using “very particular” accessories, said Longueuil police agent Martin Simard.

When police arrived at the residence on Sommet-Trinité Street, the man was trying to resuscitate the woman, but she died, Simard said.

Police say they found torture devices in the homes, but would not give specifics.

The man was arrested and questioned but released without charge, police said.

Investigators are waiting for the autopsy report to determine if he’ll be charged with criminal negligence causing death.

‘Erotic’ dance craze breaks Carribean cocks

In Carnal Catastrophes on May 1, 2013 at 9:23 am

Panic at the disco indeed.

An erotic dance craze is thought to be the cause of a recent spate of broken penises in Jamaica and now faces a government crackdown

“Daggering”, a lewd dance style where couples simulate dry sex in various positions to the beat of the music, is characterised by over-the-top gyrating, heavy pelvis-thrusting and daredevil leaps.

Many couples have taken the “rough” daggering dance from the club to the bedroom, with disastrous consequences.


No chairs were harmed in the making of this depraved sex dance

Jamaican doctors were prompted to issue a warning on the dangers of daggering when presented with a range of fractured penises caused by rough intercourse.

The number of cases tripled in the last year, the UK’s Sun reports.

The rising popularity of the new dance – and subsequent public protests – have prompted the Jamaican government to ban songs and videos with blatantly sexual content.

Jamaica’s Broadcasting Commission, which defines daggering as a “colloquial term used in dancehall culture as a reference to hardcore sex or what is popularly referred to as ‘dry sex’ or the activities of persons engaged in the public simulation of various sexual acts and positions”, enforced the ban in February.

“There shall not be transmitted through radio or television or cable services, any recording, live song or music video which promotes the act of ‘daggering’, or which makes reference to, or is otherwise suggestive of ‘daggering’,” the Jamaican Broadcasting Commission’s official statement said.

Daggering is a newly accepted name for an activity that has been present in Jamaica’s dancehalls for many years. It is roughly the equivalent of the Caribbean’s “cabin stabbing”, another crude style of music and dance.

“Daggering is a dance that makes you unleash the beast! If you ain’t know what I mean think about every sex position and put it in a dance,” commenter Driva said of the dance.

A series of YouTube videos depict daggering as a rough, and sometimes violent, act which can be demeaning to women. One video shows popular group RDX performing its song Daggering live, with one member simulating extremely rough dry sex on the floor with a woman.

The community is divided over the dance, with singers up in arms over the ban, saying it stifles their right to free speech, but others welcome the ban.

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