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Porn addict rushed to hospital after he puts live eel up bum

In Carnal Catastrophes on April 10, 2013 at 9:39 am

Bum fun turns rum. From The Sun.

The man – from southern China – preformed the bizarre act after seeing it done in a kinky blue movie.

eel inside man

But the unmarried man had to rush himself to a hospital casualty unit in Guangdong province telling medics: “Please, please help me. The eel is moving through my body.”

Surgeons finally removed the 20-inch long Asian swamp eel – which weighed more than half-a-kilo – in the early hours of the morning after a lengthy treatment with drugs and medical probes.

One of the medical team explained: “The eel was simply trying to find its way out.”

“It was still alive when we got it out but it died soon afterwards, which was probably a mercy.

“This was a particularly idiotic stunt and could have caused him a serious injury. Eels have small but very sharp teeth,” they added.

A police spokesman said: “We are aware of what happened and a 39-year-old man will be interviewed over alleged animal cruelty.”
Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4880024/porn-addict-rushed-to-hospital-after-he-put-live-eel-up-bum.html#ixzz2Q3BWMc50

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  1. I mean I put carrots up there sometimes….but an eel..goodness…and alive as well. Actually it would be as bad if it were dead. lol

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