Man gets penis trapped in sixteen washers

In Carnal Catastrophes on April 9, 2013 at 9:25 am

Big dong, small washers, or tiny penis? From UK Metro.

A man in Australia had to undergo emergency surgery using fire brigade equipment to remove sixteen stainless stell washers that had somehow become lodged on his penis.

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Fire Rescue officers had raced to help the man at about 3am, after the washers became stuck on his penis in mysterious circumstances.

After spending over an hour attempting to free his genitalia from the washers, the fire officers transported the man to hospital in Hornsby, a suburb to the north-west of Sydney.

There, surgeons took a further ninety minutes to finally extract his penis from the metallic embrace of the washers, having to use the fire service’s cutting equipment because the hospital’s regular ring-removing devices couldn’t cope with the girth of the washers.

The man is not expected to suffer any lasting damage. The precise set of events that led up to his penis being covered in washers is currently unknown.

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