X-Box leads to sex fight

In Carnal Catastrophes on March 22, 2013 at 11:13 am

Choosing the wrong joystick ends in gruelling groin ordeal.

A frustrated girlfriend was arrested by cops after she attacked her boyfriend claiming he would not have sex with her because he was addicted to laying his X-Box.

This little item could've killed two birds with one stone

This little item could’ve killed two birds with one stone

Heather Hayes, 24, burst in to a supermarket – naked from the waist down – and assaulted her lover in front of shocked shoppers.

She claims Eric Zuber had been playing his Xbox for TWO days with pals and had refused to sleep with her.

Zuber fled their flat to a convenience store to call police after redhead Hayes flew in to a rage.

Cops in Pennsylvania, US, said that Hayes had bitten her boyfriend’s arm and grabbed his testicles before he fled.

Zuber called police from the Lansford Turkey Hill convenience store before Hayes turned up half naked and began screaming insults at him.

They took the pair to a local police station where Hayes explained that Zuber would not have sex with her.

Hayes is charged with indecent exposure, simple assault, open lewdness, and harassment.

She explained to police that she was not wearing any trousers because she had been trying to seduce Zuber before she ended up attacking him.


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