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Boy dies after masturbating 42 times

In Carnal Catastrophes on February 28, 2013 at 2:27 pm

Seems unlikely to me that the jerking alone caused this-maybe a weak heart is the true culprit rather than excessive onanism.

A 16-year old boy has died after masturabating 42 times without stopping in Rubiato, Brazil.


His mother told a local newspaper that she already knew about his son’s addiction and that she planned to see the doctor, but the decision came too late.

The young man began to masturbate at midnight and spent the whole night to compulsively touch himself.

At school, his classmates commented on the boy’s problem and some said he asked them to connect to the webcam for being observed.

They further said that his attraction to women was extreme; he was attracted to all kind of women, regardless of texture physics, color and age.

In his room a great amount of pornography was found, including photographs and videos of nude women that were saved on his PC.


Wife rejects penis transplant

In Carnal Catastrophes on February 27, 2013 at 10:06 am

Man blocked by own cock. From UK Metro.

A man who had the world’s first penis transplant had the organ removed two weeks later because he and his wife had a ‘severe pyschological problem’ with his new penis.

Rachel Maddow 08.grid-4x2

‘Insert hamfisted pun here’

The man’s penis was damaged beyond repair in an accident this year, leaving him with a one centimetre-long stump with which he was unable to urinate or have sexual intercourse.

‘His quality of life was affected severely,’ said Dr Weilie Hu, a surgeon at Guangzhou General Hospital.

Doctors spent 15 hours attaching a 10-centimetre penis to the 44-year-old man after the parents of a brain-dead man half his age agreed to donate their son’s organ.

The procedure, described in a case study due to appear in the journal European Urology next month, represents a big leap forward in transplant surgery.

After 10 days, tests revealed the organ had a good blood supply and the man was able to urinate normally.

Although the operation was a surgical success, surgeons said they had to remove the penis two weeks later.

‘Because of a severe psychological problem of the recipient and his wife, the transplanted penis regretfully had to be cut off,’ Dr Hu said.

An examination of the organ showed no signs of it being rejected by the body, he said.

Columbia woman pours boiling water on unfaithful husband’s precious

In Carnal Catastrophes on February 25, 2013 at 11:51 am

Hotdogging husband lands in, er, hot water.

A woman from Colombia poured boiling water onto her husband’s genitals as he slept after finding out he had been unfaithful, it has been claimed. Yolivel Lopez allegedly tipped the scorching liquid on top of Nefer Netan’s private parts after receiving a call from his mistress saying they had just had sex, the New York Daily News reported.


Now he’s immune he’s planning on banging old faithful next weekend

‘El Meridiano reports that Netan arrived at his home in the early hours of Tuesday morning after saying that he had been out for a few drinks with friends. Lopez allowed him to fall asleep, before going to the kitchen where she filled a pot with water and placed it on the stove to heat up. Once boiled, she carried the pot into the bedroom and tipped it onto her husband’s genitals.

‘Neighbors in the town of Martinez, near Cerete in north-east Colombia, said Netan’s screams ‘pierced the night sky’ and he was taken to hospital for treatment. But, according to El Meridiano, doctors said his penis was ‘utterly destroyed’ in the incident

Woman attacks cop with dildo

In Carnal Catastrophes on February 22, 2013 at 9:07 am
AN Illinois woman who was arrested after allegedly attacking a police officer with a sex toy said today she was acting in self-defence.
Carolee Bildsten, 57, was arrested in December for failing to appear at a hearing regarding the November incident, Trib Local said.
She had allegedly charged toward an officer with a “clear, rigid feminine pleasure device” when the officer went to Ms Bildsten’s apartment after she was accused of skipping out on a restaurant tab.
Employees at Joe’s Crab Shack in Gurnee, located in the Chicago metropolitan area, said Ms Bildsten left the restaurant without paying for a second time. But Ms Bildsten said in an interview today that she had mistakenly left her credit card at home because she “wanted to travel light” that night.
She said she told the bartender she would retrieve the money at her home and return to pay her bill. Admittedly intoxicated and suffering from a broken foot, Ms Bildsten began walking to her apartment, but tripped and fell on her way home, Trib Local reported.
The officer involved in the incident first encountered Ms Bildsten lying in the grass. Ms Bildsten said he was “kind enough to take me home,” so she could retrieve her wallet.
According to a police report, once home, Ms Bildsten reached into a dresser drawer for what the officer believed was money to pay the bill, but instead pulled out the sex toy and charged toward the officer. The officer deflected the attack with his hand and was not injured.
But Ms Bildsten told Trib Local toay that she became “a little bit afraid” when the officer came to her apartment.
She said she had recently read a news article about an officer who was convicted of sexual assault.
“I got scared. And the only thing in my sock drawer besides my socks and my cash was a dildo,” she said.
Ms Bildsten denied she attacked the officer, saying she only “instinctively raised it up in a defensive move.”
Ms Bildsten, who said she sent a money order the next day to Joe’s Crab Shack to cover her tab, intends to plead not guilty to aggravated assault at a hearing on Thursday at the Lake County courthouse in Waukegan.

Nurses fired for taking picture of patient and stuck ‘sex toy’

In Carnal Catastrophes on February 20, 2013 at 11:42 am

Butt experimentaion mishap ends up on Facebook. From WISN.

LAKE GENEVA, Wis. —Nurses accused of photographing a patient and posting the pictures on the Internet have been fired.

The investigation started with an anonymous call from an employee at Mercy Walworth Medical Center in Lake Geneva, with the allegation that a nurse took pictures of a patient with her cell phone and posted them on her Facebook page.
Not to be used as a sex toy

Not to be used as a sex toy

Last week, the nurse told 12 News she never posted the pictures on the Internet. Investigators have since interviewed the nurse and said she offered more details.

“There were two nurses that independently took a picture each of an X-ray of a patient,” Walworth County Undersheriff Kurt Picknell said.

The patient was admitted to the emergency room with an object lodged in his rectum. Police said the nurse explained she and a co-worker snapped photos when they learned it was a sex device. Police said discussion about the incident was posted on her Facebook page, but they haven’t found anyone who actually saw the pictures.

The nurse removed her Facebook page from the Internet last week. Without more, Picknell said this conduct does not appear to violate any state laws. He has referred the case to the FBI.

“We’ve notified federal authorities of this allegation to see if there are federal violations, most notably HIPAA violations, patient rights,” he said.

The hospital did not return a call seeking comment.

Man gets stuck in mannequin

In Carnal Catastrophes on February 18, 2013 at 11:53 am

From UK’s The Sun.

Retail bosses may have to issue a bizarre health warnings on its clothing mannequins after a buyer sais he got his manhood trapped in one.

'Why yes, my vagina is made of plastic'

‘Why yes, my vagina is made of plastic’

The man, 31, rang officials at an online firm to whinge that he got “part of himself” stuck in a 24mm hole on a female display bust.

The unnamed customer from Doncaster, South Yorks, had ordered the display mannequin over the internet mistakenly thinking it was an adult sex toy. He had to use a pair of heavy duty scissors to cut the dummy and set himself free.

Cheekily instead of feeling a right dummy, he then asked for a REFUND from the suppliers but they were said to have “politely refused.”

Officials at Displaysense which makes sales displays for retail outlets are now considering whether to carry warnings on each bust and on their website to stop future potential incidents happening.

Steve Whittle the marketing manager of Displaysense said: “I’m stunned by this incident.

“These busts are for display purposes only and no where on the website or in the products packaging does it state that they should be used for adult means.

“Apparently the bust was so durable, the man was concerned he might have to call the fire brigade to liberate him.

“But thankfully, a pair of heavy duty scissors were able to cut apart the female bust to release him and relieve his delicate area.mpu

“After freeing himself, he made a call to Displaysense to complain about the user friendliness of the female bust and that this was not what he had ordered.

“During the phone call the gentleman in question demanded a refund on the now dismantled female bust at which point the refund request was politely refused.”

The sales team were said to have been “stunned and embarassed” by the complaint.

In 2005, Michael Plentyhorse an 18 year old from the US was caught after performing an indecent act with an arts centre mannequin from another company.

Mr Whittle added: “We’ve just added these busts to our range and we normally expect some initial teething problems but not in our 30 years of business have we experienced such an incident.

“I just hope we don’t have to go to the extent of placing a warning sticker onto the bust to deter people from considering such inappropriate acts in the future”.

Sex cutting game goes wrong

In Carnal Catastrophes on February 14, 2013 at 4:44 pm

Playing with knives turns painful. Happy Valentines Day! And let’s be careful out there..

A Canadian man who asked his lover to carve a heart-shaped symbol on his chest during a rough sex game almost died when she accidentally pressed too hard and punctured his heart, a newspaper said on Thursday.


I said my chest you idiot, not my noggin

The Winnipeg Free Press said the 25-year-old woman had been sentenced to three years’ probation after she pleaded guilty to assaulting the man in February

The 24-year-old man was initially given little chance of survival but made a full recovery and is backing the woman. Both had been drinking heavily and engaging in rough sex when he asked the woman to carve the symbol, the paper said.

Woman lashes out at partner after he was caught masturbating

In Carnal Catastrophes on February 13, 2013 at 11:58 am

A Beating off leads to beat down. From Warwick Daily News Australia.

A YOUNG mother with a history of violence has again avoided serving actual jail time, this time when she was in court over a fit of rage that ignited when she caught her partner masturbating in the shower.


‘Honestly Pam I was just checking for spots’

When police attended the couple’s home on November 17, they found the 35-year-old man wearing only a towel and waiting for officers on the footpath with his mother.

The couple cannot be named for legal reasons.

Last week the Warwick Magistrates Court heard the 23-year-old woman had kicked in the shower door, smashed a large television and “attacked” her partner’s mother when she tried to phone police.

The young woman has a history of domestic violence, which she acquired during the term of what solicitor Carl Settgast described as a “volatile relationship”.

Mr Settgast told the court the couple, who have two children together, had been subjected to domestic violence orders against each other over the past five years.

His client also had a history of violence towards her partner’s mother.

After a year-long period when things had been “okay” in the relationship, the couple began to argue over parenting issues, finances and the man’s lack of help around the house.

It is understood the man had been drinking prior to the latest incident and the woman was frustrated with him not helping her with their children.

The court heard the couple had since separated and the man was no longer living in Warwick.

The pair appeared in the same court in August 2011, when they were each sentenced to four months jail for violence against the other.

The sentences were fully suspended for 12 months, allowing them both to walk free from the court.

In the 2011 incident, the court heard the woman had smashed another TV and kicked and punched the man.

He was heard to have thrown keys at the woman, threatened to “snap her neck”, forced her to the ground and placed his hands around her neck and squeezed her throat.

The woman told the court she couldn’t breathe and feared she was going to die.

Last week she pleaded guilty to breaching a domestic violence order and was given another chance to change her life.

Magistrate Graham Lee sentenced her to three months jail but she was paroled immediately and again allowed to walk from the court.

Ultimate Fighter Breaks Penis During Sex

In Carnal Catastrophes on February 11, 2013 at 12:56 pm

Human cockfighter breaks cock.

MMA fighter Ray Elbe — who competed on “Ultimate Fighter 9” — had to be rushed to a hospital in Malaysia earlier this month and required 10 stitches … after he BROKE HIS PENIS during sex.


Also knows alot about wood splintering

Elbe told the whole story — in painfully graphic detail — on an MMA website … explaining how he was having sex with his GF, who was “on top” … when she bounced a little too high, and crunched Ray’s erect penis.

According to Ray, his penis “fractured” … and “blood was everywhere.” Ray says he immediately passed out from the pain.

Ray says he was rushed to a nearby hospital … and underwent emergency surgery to close the wound and repair a “slight tear” in his urinary tube.

Elbe says the pain was so severe after the surgery, his johnson was “throbbing with each heart beat.”

Elbe says he expects to make a full recovery — and was ordered to take “anti-erection pills” for two weeks.

The fighter says he learned a hard lesson from the experience — and will never let his GF be “on top” ever again.

Elbe also explained, “In an attempt to make it up to me … [my GF] has promised me a threesome of my choice when we get to the Philippines … which usually has some solid talent.”

Bizarre Threesome Sex Game Accident Leaves Italian Student Dead

In Carnal Catastrophes on February 7, 2013 at 12:52 pm

And I thought threeways were supposed to be fun. From AFP.

A 24-year-old Italian student was suffocated when a sado-masochistic sex game went wrong, reports AFP.


Another gruesome threesome

Italian police initially charged a 42-year-old man, Soter Mule, with murder, but it is now believed that the victim, Paola Caputo, consented to be tied to another woman as part of a Japanese bondage technique know as “shibari.”

Reports say that the two were believed to be in a relationship and had been using drugs and alcohol on the evening when the incident happened. Caputo, still fully clothed, was tied to another woman in the parking lot of a building where she worked, just outside of Rome.

The two were hanged two meters off the ground which caused Caputo to become suffocated. The rope was eventually cut, but it was too late.

It has also been reported that Mule was an expert in bondage, experienced in extreme sex and the risks associated with it. Those close to him are bemused as to what actually happened.


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