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Over use of vibrator short circuits Canadian woman’s orgasm

In Carnal Catastrophes on January 21, 2013 at 10:12 am

Battery powereed bean buzzer goes all T-1000 with near tragic consequences.From Canadian website edgydesign.com

What started as an innocent affair nearly cost a Canadian woman her life.

Twenty three year old Sherry Ann Cuppley, an out of work seamstress last employed by Interesting Apparel apparently began an affair last summer with a coworker at the same company.  Lloyd Shipperman, 45, a night janitor, put the brakes on the tryst after he began receiving late night phone calls from Ms. Cuppley demanding immediate sexual satisfaction.

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Struck with the combined pain of losing her companion as well as her lover, the woman quit her job and retreated to her apartment with her only solace, her vibrator whom she affectionately called, “Peter.”

Ignoring the warnings clearly labeled on the device to use it for a maximum of one hour per session, Ms. Cuppley typically enjoyed the device for up to 4 ½ hours at a time all the while engaging in activities such as ironing, chatting on her cell phone, and preparing dinner.  Last Thursday, at approximately 7:30 pm CST, the vibrator, a JoyToy model JT324 short circuited and nearly electrocuted the woman.  She was immediately taken to Toronto’s Baptist Hospital, vibrator intact, where she was treated for minor burns and is expected to make a complete recovery.

JoyToy’s chief design engineer, Leonard Hazbro II issued the following statement, “While our products are certainly intended to provide maximum pleasure and can become addicting as demonstrated in this case, they must be used with caution and restraint which is understandably difficult.  We at JoyToy Pleasure Products are thankful that Ms. Cuppley did not sustain major injuries and she will be given a complimentary JHD940, a heavy duty rechargeable model intended for long session use.”  Both Cuppley and Lloyd Shippman were unavailable for comment.

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