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Threesome leads to arrests after baseball bat joins in

In Carnal Catastrophes on January 3, 2013 at 11:06 am

Talk about swingers that miss. From TCPalm.

What apparently began with repeated requests to engage in a ménage à trois ended after a baseball bat came out and a sheriff’s deputy was called, according to statements in a report.

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Texas’ Ass to Mouth let the sex spirit run freely

Robert Briley, 44, was arrested on an aggravated assault charge following the December 16 incidents that also involved Briley’s 40-year-old wife and a man identified as his 37-year-old friend, a recently released Indian River County Sheriff’s report states.

A deputy about 3:55 a.m. went to an address in the 7700 block of 101st Court in Vero Beach and spoke to Briley’s 37-year-old friend.

He said Briley wanted him to have sex with Briley’s wife. Briley, he said, repeatedly asked him to participate in “a threesome with his wife and him all day long.”

A threesome is not to be confused with “Three’s Company,” the 1976-1984 situation comedy starring John Ritter, Joyce DeWitt and Suzanne Somers, or with 3 Musketeers, a candy bar famous for its fluffy, whipped chocolate center or with “Three Days,” the hugely epic and vastly awesome Jane’s Addiction song from the 1990 album “Ritual de lo Habitual.”

Fed up with constant requests to have sex with Briley’s wife, the 37-year-old man said he told Briley he’d take Briley’s wife to his room for lovemaking, also known as sexual congress, intercourse, coitus, fornication, copulation, procreation, nooky, cohabitation and mating.

That, the man said, is when Briley got irate and swung a bat at him a couple of times.

Meanwhile, Briley’s wife said Briley and his friend had been drinking all day. She said her husband wanted her to felate him and have sex with his friend.

She said Briley asked his friend to touch her vagina, but the friend refused. She said her husband swung a bat at his friend after the friend indicated he’d take Briley’s wife to his room and have sex with her.

Briley said he’d been drinking with his friend, but denied swinging the bat or hitting his friend.

Briley, of the 7700 block of 101st Court in Vero Beach, was arrested and taken to jail

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