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Naked woman runs down naked fiance

In Carnal Catastrophes on January 30, 2013 at 11:12 am

Californian car sex ends in catastrophe. From KTLA.

PHELAN, Calif. (KTLA) — A naked woman was arrested Thursday after hitting her equally naked fiance with his car.

Stripping off car

A naked car yeaterday

It happened around 12:40 a.m. on Phelan Road.

According to the CHP, the couple were in the parked car when Alberto Giovanni Bravo got out and walked in front of the vehicle.

His unidentified female companion then jumped into the driver’s seat and drove forward, striking Bravo.

After hitting Bravo, the car veered across the road, bounced off a chain-link fence and 2 trees before finally stopping, according to the Daily Press.

Bravo was airlifted to Antelope Valley Hospital in serious condition.

The woman, his fiancée, was arrested for felony DUI.

“Part of this investigation is of a sensitive nature and still under investigation,” the CHP told the Daily Press.

“Until that portion of the investigation is cleared up, we will be holding off on releasing the name.”
Read more: http://ktla.com/2013/01/25/chp-naked-woman-runs-down-naked-fiance/#ixzz2JSICKPIN

Oral sex assasination plot foiled

In Carnal Catastrophes on January 29, 2013 at 10:19 am

Brazilian woman accused of putting posion on her privates in bid to send husband downtown to death. From UK’s Daily Mirror.

A woman is being sued by her husband for allegedly trying to kill him by putting poison in her genitals and then asking him to perform oral sex.


The cunning cunnilingusist?

The Brazilian wife is accused of planting a toxic substance on her genitals before luring her husband to bed.

Reports in the South American country suggest he was ready and willing, and only escaped death because he noticed a strange smell.

The curious husband then took his wife to hospital in Sao Jose do Rito Preto to find out the cause of the unusual odour.

The alleged attempt on his life was exposed when tests on his wife discovered traces of a poisonous substance down below.

’50 Shades Of Grey’ disaster round up

In Carnal Catastrophes on January 28, 2013 at 10:22 am

With the soccer mom S&M books taking over the world like a particularly kinky invasive species it’s a wonder more people haven’t ended up in the ER.

Here’s a couple from the last week or so.  Both from that bastion of pursed lipped disaproval, the Daily Mail. 

50 ShadesOf Grey secret chapter

Responsible for more sore asses than Marvin the Mule molester

Jeweller found not guilty of ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey’ attack on partner after jury hears she signed a ‘sex slave contract’

A jeweller who whipped his lover with a length of rope during a Fifty Shades Of Grey-inspired sex session was cleared of assault causing actual bodily harm yesterday.

Steven Lock, 43, and his girlfriend planned a ‘master and slave’ role-play fantasy after reading the best-selling novel.

But the woman, who cannot be named for legal reasons, complained he went too far after she was left screaming with pain and with angry red weals on her skin.

Police began an investigation, despite the fact she had written to him promising to be his ‘slave’ and accepting ‘pain’ would be inflicted upon her.

A jury took two hours to find him not guilty after a four-day trial.

Judge David Goodin had told them they should not act as ‘moral guardians or commentators’.

He added: ‘You may not be familiar with the best-selling work of fiction which has spawned both sequels and imitations.

‘What you are concerned with is whether or not the prosecution has proved whether the defendant committed a criminal offence.’

Mr Lock, of Ipswich, said later: ‘I am disgusted that this case was brought to court in the first place. I didn’t do anything wrong.’

The couple had indulged in an ‘adventurous’ sex life for a year after meeting on a dating website, Ipswich Crown Court heard.

They took part in threesomes and bondage sessions and filmed themselves having sex.

The woman, a divorced mother in her forties from Norfolk, sent Mr Lock a letter on August 5 last year, the day before taking part in the fantasy which led to her complaint.

Echoing the contract college graduate Anastasia Steele is asked to sign by businessman Christian Grey in the EL James novel, she wrote: ‘I wish to allow Steven Lock to use me and my body as a slave.

‘I am willing to do anything my master sees fit for me to do. This may include pain if my tasks are not completed to his satisfaction.’

She also had a tattoo in an intimate place which said: ‘This is the property of Steven Lock.’ But the sexual encounter swiftly went wrong, the prosecution said.

Mr Lock put a rope around the woman’s neck, the jury heard, and padlocked her wrist to a chain attached to an eyelet on the floor of his bedroom.

Police said she had been taking a cocaine substitute and drinking alcohol before the brutal sex session.

Local prosecutor Åsa Jonsson said the woman had her mouth stuffed with something which led directly to her death.

‘It is our belief he is directly responsible for her death,’ she said and his trial for manslaughter gets underway next week.

Asked by his barrister, Roger Thomson, if he had read Fifty Shades Of Grey, Mr Lock – who has three previous convictions for assaulting women – replied: ‘That’s where we got the idea from.’

Mr Lock told the jury his lover failed to use a codeword they had agreed upon if either of them wanted to stop.

He denied tightening a rope around her neck but admitted that he ‘pushed the boundaries’ during the encounter. ‘It was supposed to be kinky fun. I didn’t want her to cry,’ he said.

Mr Thomson said: ‘Fifty Shades Of Grey is not a manual, it’s a work of fiction. And this is a case which demonstrates that things can go wrong.’

Mr Lock’s former lover was not at court yesterday and was unavailable for comment.

Fifty Shades Of Grey and the two other books in the trilogy have sold 65million copies around the world since 2011.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2266318/Steven-Lock-guilty-Fifty-Shades-Of-Grey-attack-partner-signed-sex-slave-contract.html#ixzz2JGQ59SR5

Swedish man to stand trial for ’50 Shades Of Grey’ sado-masochistic sex game death of girlfriend

A Swedish man is to stand trial for the ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’ killing of his girlfriend in a brutal sado-masochistic sex game which ended in her death.

A 28-year-old German woman was hit 123 times with a wooden blackboard pointer as she was bound up with nylon tights and condoms.

Her 31-year-old ‘master’ said she was a willing ‘sex slave’ in their games.

But after her death police discovered her diary in which she wrote: ‘You once said you did not want to see me in real pain. I am subservient but no masochist.’

The man was charged this week in connection with her death last October.

Police said he raised the alarm when she stopped breathing during their violent sex session and he tried to resuscitate her before the ambulance arrived at his home in Umea, northern Sweden.

The victim was treated for two days in the intensive care ward of a local hospital before her life support machines were switched off.

She had sustained terrible brain damage as a result of her airways being restricted.

The woman was an exchange student who arrived in Sweden to meet her ‘boyfriend’ she had befriended during a previous visit and with whom she kept in contact on the internet.

Nine days later she was dead.

Police said she had been taking a cocaine substitute and drinking alcohol before the brutal sex session.

Local prosecutor Åsa Jonsson said the woman had her mouth stuffed with something which led directly to her death.

‘It is our belief he is directly responsible for her death,’ she said and his trial for manslaughter gets underway next week.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2269109/Swedish-man-stand-trial-Fifty-Shades-Grey-sado-masochistic-sex-game-death-girlfriend.html#ixzz2JGQw8B1l
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Kansas woman accused of biting boyfriend during oral sex

In Carnal Catastrophes on January 25, 2013 at 11:35 am

The Witchita lineman gets more than he bargained for.

A Wichita man got more than a love bite from his live-in girlfriend after she came home drunk early Wednesday morning, Wichita police say.

blow job injury bite

Not what you want to see after a blow job

The 35-year-old man called police after he said his girlfriend bit his genitalia, during oral sex, Lt. Doug Nolte said. The woman – who is 45, according to jail booking records – apparently arrived at the couple’s home in the 600 block of S. Martinson Ave., sat on her boyfriend’s chest and hit him several times.

She then started “performing sexual acts, at which point she bit him,” Nolte said. The incident happened just before 1:45 a.m.

When officers tried taking the woman into custody, she kicked the passenger side window of the police vehicle, breaking the glass. She also kicked her boyfriend, according to an incident report.

The woman was booked into Sedgwick County Jail under suspicion of domestic battery, criminal damage to property and battery of a law enforcement officer, jail booking records show.

The man refused treatment for his injuries, which were not serious, Nolte said.


Best man left bleeding after being hit in head by flying dildo

In Carnal Catastrophes on January 23, 2013 at 11:05 am

Cockadile Dundee strikes at bacheleor party. From Australia’s Northern Territory News.

The best man at a wedding was left battered and bloodied after he was hit in the head by a fast-moving dildo.

The flying phallus left Darwin architect Jure Skumavc, 31, nursing a split forehead.


Rotor bladed..for her pleasure

Mr Skumavc said he was injured by the bullet-shaped, pink, sex toy – measuring about 12cm in length – at a bucks party to farewell friend’s Peter Rolih’s bachelorhood.

Mr Skumavc was still sporting a scar on his forehead at Mr Rolih’s wedding nearly three weeks after being dinged by the artificial dong. The darting dildo drama unfolded on December 28 in a rented two-bedroom unit in Brisbane.

Mr Skumavc said about eight other friends joined Mr Rolih for the party.

He said a scantily clad exotic dancer appeared after awhile and was soon performing her party trick: shooting dildos at the guests.

Mr Skumavc said those who had seen the infamous ping-pong ball scene in the Australian film The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert would know how the party trick worked.

He said the pink projectile was flying an impressive 7m across the room and looping about 2m high.

“It wasn’t a strong shot (when it hit me in the head),” he said. “It probably just landed on an awkward sort of angle.”

“She was shooting it through the room from one corner to the other,” he said.

“Other people got it in their chest and knees. I was the only one bleeding. It was my turn and it landed straight on my forehead.

“She started apologising straight away but I just said it was fine … then I touched my forehead and there was blood.”

Mr Skumavc had difficulties describing the tearaway toy in detail.

“I don’t have a massive experience with dildos,” he said.

The scars left by the offending object have since healed, but Mr Skumavc said the story was still very much alive.

“People keep asking how close my face was (to cause that sort of injury),” he said.

Over use of vibrator short circuits Canadian woman’s orgasm

In Carnal Catastrophes on January 21, 2013 at 10:12 am

Battery powereed bean buzzer goes all T-1000 with near tragic consequences.From Canadian website edgydesign.com

What started as an innocent affair nearly cost a Canadian woman her life.

Twenty three year old Sherry Ann Cuppley, an out of work seamstress last employed by Interesting Apparel apparently began an affair last summer with a coworker at the same company.  Lloyd Shipperman, 45, a night janitor, put the brakes on the tryst after he began receiving late night phone calls from Ms. Cuppley demanding immediate sexual satisfaction.


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Struck with the combined pain of losing her companion as well as her lover, the woman quit her job and retreated to her apartment with her only solace, her vibrator whom she affectionately called, “Peter.”

Ignoring the warnings clearly labeled on the device to use it for a maximum of one hour per session, Ms. Cuppley typically enjoyed the device for up to 4 ½ hours at a time all the while engaging in activities such as ironing, chatting on her cell phone, and preparing dinner.  Last Thursday, at approximately 7:30 pm CST, the vibrator, a JoyToy model JT324 short circuited and nearly electrocuted the woman.  She was immediately taken to Toronto’s Baptist Hospital, vibrator intact, where she was treated for minor burns and is expected to make a complete recovery.

JoyToy’s chief design engineer, Leonard Hazbro II issued the following statement, “While our products are certainly intended to provide maximum pleasure and can become addicting as demonstrated in this case, they must be used with caution and restraint which is understandably difficult.  We at JoyToy Pleasure Products are thankful that Ms. Cuppley did not sustain major injuries and she will be given a complimentary JHD940, a heavy duty rechargeable model intended for long session use.”  Both Cuppley and Lloyd Shippman were unavailable for comment.

Sex club spanked with lawsuit from patron injured during bondage play

In Carnal Catastrophes on January 20, 2013 at 10:07 am

San Fran S&M hanging ends in dental disaster.

One evening last September, Reina Nevraumont was bound by her hands and feet and hanging from the ceiling. So far, so good. A devotee of San Francisco’s BDSM scene, Nevraumont was attending the Power Exchange sex club, then located on Otis Street; her male companion had strung her up with her consent.


Some other people who were hung

Then, unexpectedly, the ceiling bolt to which she was attached broke loose and she crashed to the floor face-first, shattering her jaw.

The Power Exchange, run by eccentric former mayoral candidate Mike Powers, has been in the news a lot lately. After more than a decade operating quietly on Otis, the club was hooted down by neighbors when it attempted to relocate to Gough, and more recently opened up shop in the Tenderloin — only to be shut down for fire-code violations on Sept. 11.
The club’s troubles have caused an outcry from public-sex enthusiasts, who see Powers’ travails as evidence that prudery is on the rise in self-consciously sex-positive San Francisco.

While Nevraumont, 32, may remain positive about sex, she’s no longer positive about the Power Exchange. She’s now suing the club for a hefty — and perhaps crushing — sum.

Her lawyer, Michael Solomon, says her medical bills for jaw and dental surgery following the accident ran to more than $70,000. Adding in damages for pain and suffering, he estimates that his client will seek a sum in the realm of $500,000. “Legally, it’s not much different from slipping and falling at Safeway,” he said.

“Getting an expert witness for this case will be interesting,” he added.

Powers told SF Weekly that legal success for his erstwhile patron would put him in a bad spot, but insists that he’ll try to keep his business open, regardless of the suit’s outcome. “She wants a lot of money out of me that I don’t have and probably won’t have in my lifetime,” he acknowledged. He denied responsibility for the accident, saying Nevraumont’s partner had been warned repeatedly not to use the faulty ceiling bolt.

For the time being, Power Exchange remains closed while trying to resolve permit issues at its new Mason Street location. Despite the sex club’s clouded future, Powers is optimistic, noting that he still has the support of many in BDSM circles. “They love me or they hate me,” he said. “They either want to get a rope and string me up, or they say, ‘Hey, get over here, and I’ll get a rope and string you up.'”

Woman’s leg broken after sex act dislodges graveyard tombstone

In Carnal Catastrophes on January 18, 2013 at 11:54 am

The undead taking revenge on a sex crazed couple?

An amorous woman was rushed to hospital after a gravestone rolled onto her leg while she was allegedly engaged in a sexual act.


looks painful

Police say the 39-year-old woman was with a male friend in Ahavath Israel Cemetery, Trenton when the visit to a relatives grave took an unexpected twist.

Speaking to AOL, Captain James Stevens of Hamilton Township police said: ‘There may have been some extracurricular activities.’

The woman was not seriously hurt in the accident.

A graveyard administrator said she was waiting for a full police report before possibly pressing charges.

Speaking to AOL, she said: ‘The information will be more clear after we have the police report.

‘We’ll decide after that.’

It was not clear how the tombstone was dislodged  or if it was in fact that of the relative.

Police said the woman would not face charges with Capt. Stevens adding: ‘ We received a 911 call for an emergency. It’s not a crime.’


Highway sex couple arrested after pulling gun on onlooker

In Carnal Catastrophes on January 17, 2013 at 11:38 am

Peeping Tom gets what he deserves or exhibitionists turn violent. You decide. From UPI.

Police in Florida said they arrested a couple accused of using a gun to threaten a motorist who spotted them having sex behind the wheel.


Mike was so addicted to peeping he cut his legs down to his knees

The Nassau County Sheriff’s Department said Suzanne Welker, 31, was “naked and could be seen clearly by everyone in the area” around 3 p.m. Sunday in a moving vehicle near the Nassau County line when she climbed into the lap of the driver, Ernest Felix Gonzales, 27, and began having sex, The (Jacksonville) Florida Times-Union reported Tuesday.

A nearby motorist, Louis Carr, 24, told deputies Gonzalez showed down when he realized people were watching and pulled his vehicle up behind Carr’s pickup truck.

Carr said Gonzalez attempted to run him off the road and into a guardrail while he was on his way to his father’s restaurant and bar on U.S. 17 in Yulee.

Carr said Gonzalez and Welker got out of their vehicle in the parking lot of the restaurant and Welker was holding a gun. He said she pointed the weapon at a female employee who said guns were not allowed in the eatery.

The couple left when a witness said police were being called and officers arrested the pair on charges of indecent exposure and aggravated assault at their home.

Read more: http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2012/09/18/Couple-arrested-after-highway-sex/UPI-85941347992660/#ixzz2IEPueWMa

Woman stabs boyfriend for watching porn

In Carnal Catastrophes on January 17, 2013 at 11:20 am

And that’s why I always wear Kevlar when jacking off.

A La Crosse woman is accused of stabbing her boyfriend Tuesday after she caught him masturbating to pornography.

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may have enjoyed it more if she’d looked like this

Police say, 23-year-old Rachel Ferrara became angered when she found her 24-year-old boyfriend masturbating in her home.

Ferrara argued with Christopher Strabley, 24, called him a ‘fucking cheater,’ and kicked him in the groin

Ferrara then punched him several times in the stomach and then stabbed him in the abdomen with a kitchen knife.

The man was able to drive himself to Gundersen Lutheran, where he was treated and released.

Ferrara was arrested on charges of disorderly conduct while armed and 2nd degree recklessly endangering safe

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