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Eel removed from man’s bottom

In Carnal Catastrophes on December 31, 2012 at 2:27 pm

Sex with Eels is the new thing down under both literally and figuratively. Happy New Year!

Talk about being saved at the eel-eventh hour.

A man in Auckland, New Zealand had a rather embarrassing emergency last week when he had to ask doctors to remove an eel from his bottom.

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Would these three fit up a man’s ass?

An Auckland City Hospital spokesperson did not immediately respond to a request for comment from The Huffington Post. But Matt Rogers, spokesman for Auckland District Health Board, confirmed that a man was treated for the condition at ACH.

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What happened next was a new low in human/eel relations

“In response to a direct query from the Herald on Sunday, we can confirm that an adult male presented at Auckland City Hospital this week with an eel inside him,” Rogers said. “No further comment will be made out of respect for the patient’s right to privacy.”

It’s unclear how the eel got inside the man, but the patient was treated successfully and released.

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