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Chicken coop jerk off session kills man to death

In Carnal Catastrophes on October 5, 2012 at 9:58 am

Sexual activity in the vicinity of chickens is never a good idea.

Lu was found death in a chicken coop next to the bedroom early in the morning on 10th.  His lower body was naked and there were tissue papers with semen left by his side.  His computer was still playing adult video at that moment.

‘Baste me with your special sauce’

The police and forensic analysts examined the scene and the body, and they inferred that the death could be caused by acute myocardial infarction.  Some investigators believed that the man was stimulated by the porno and went to the chicken coops to masturbate which led to heart attack.

The deceased (53 years old) was married and had children.  Lu separated with his wife a decade ago after a quarrel.  He also stayed with a Lin woman and opened a betel nut stands.  Lu’s son visited him last November.

Lin woke up 6 am on that day and found that Lu wasn’t in the room.  She went to the chicken coops twenty meters away from house half an hour later to feed the chicken.  She found Lu’s corpse lay inside the dirty chicken coops and his pants was not worn properly.  Beside him were tissue papers with semen and the body was cold and hard at that time.

When the police arrived at the scene, they notice Lu’s computer was playing porn video.  Lin said the videos belonged to Lu and he had the habit ofwatching pornography.

Lu’s friends pointed out that they were having party at where Lu stayed.  They stayed until midnight.  They were shock after knowing Lu’s death after a few hours.

Both Lin and Lu’s friends knew that Lu was suffering high blood pressure and heart disease, but he never went to see the doctor.  Instead he went to pharmacy and bought his own medication.  His friends said Lu said he was having a little headache before they were leaving but he looked normal.

However it was suspicious that Lin was at home when Lu was watchingpornography, if he needed to calm himself down, why he wouldn’t find Lin but go to masturbate?

Heart specialist experts said that masturbation is exciting and the symphathetic feeling will cause heartbeat acceleration.  If patient with cardiovascular disease masturbate in a low temperature environment, it is likely that lack of oxygen will cause fatal myocardial infarction.

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