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Owner of killer bear chokes to death on sex toy

In Carnal Catastrophes on September 28, 2012 at 9:14 am

Not a headline you see every day. From MSNBC.

An exotic-animal owner who made headlines last summer when one of his bears mauled a woman to death has died after apparently choking on a sex toy, authorities said.

someone having sex with a non killer bear

Sam Mazzola, 49, was found dead in his Columbia Station home on Sunday, face down on a water bed. He was bound to the bed with handcuffs, chains and padlocks, Lorain County Chief Deputy Coroner Dr. Frank Miller told the Cleveland Plain Dealer.

Mazzola had a sex toy in his throat, which apparently obstructed his breathing, Miller said. He was also wearing a leather mask with the eyes and mouth zipped shut and a two-piece metal sphere covering his head, the coroner told The Morning Journal.

“He had done this by request according to the story we were given,” Miller told The Morning Journal. “There was an assistant, but that is under investigation.”

It appeared Mazzola died from an “accident during sexual role play,” Miller told the Plain Dealer.

An autopsy determined the preliminary cause of death was asphyxia due to airway obstruction by foreign body. Suicide and homicide have been ruled out. “The manner of death is pending further investigation and will be released when the case is finalized,” the coroner’s office said in a press release.

Sheriff’s detective Mike Lopez told The Morning Journal that a teenage co-worker found Mazzola’s body.

He said someone else was at the home and helped Mazzola with the bondage but had left before he died.

“It was an unattended death,” Miller told the Journal.

No one has been charged in the death, which Lopez said was not suspicious.

Mazzola has been in the news in the past because of his ownership and exhibitions of wild animals, which he kept man on his property southwest of Cleveland.

In August, one of his black bears fatally mauled Brent Kandra , 24, of Elyria, after Kandra opened the bear’s enclosure for a routine feeding.

Kandra’s death was ruled a workplace accident. The bear was euthanized.

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Did sex cause ferry crash?

In Carnal Catastrophes on September 26, 2012 at 9:07 am

Nautical nookie leads to disaster. From Canada’s The Star.

The Transportation Safety Board confirmed yesterday it has investigated the possibility that sex was taking place on the bridge of B.C. ferry, Queen of the North, when it sank last year.

Another couple who’s sexings led to a sinking

“We’ve heard that, as part of the investigation,” spokesman John Cottreau told the Star‘s editorial board. “That’s been hinted at.”

A draft report on the sinking – in which two passengers were missing and presumed dead – is to be delivered to the board within days, said board chair Wendy Tadros. The draft goes next to interested parties for comment, with a final public report expected in three to six months, Tadros said.

“There has been speculation out there (about sexual relations) but we wouldn’t comment on that,” a spokesperson for B.C. Ferries, which is doing its own investigation, said by phone.

Two crew members – a man and a woman – were reported to have been on the command bridge at the time the Queen of the North sank at 12:22 a.m. last March 22, after crashing at full speed into rocks off Gil Island, south of Prince Rupert.

Of 101 passengers aboard, 99 were rescued. The two others are listed as missing but have not officially been declared dead.

In a briefing on the agency’s activities, Tadros also said that a draft report on the Air France crash-landing at Pearson airport in August 2005 is to be delivered by next week.

In that event, an airliner overshot the runway and plunged into a ravine. All 297 passengers and 12 crew escaped before the plane was engulfed in flames.

On the subject of Canada’s rail system, Tadros said the relatively high number of train derailments in 2005 seems to be an anomaly rather than a trend.

“Derailments decreased 30 per cent in 2006 over 2005,” she said, “and were down 8 per cent in 2006 from the five-year average.”

The Transportation Safety Board is an independent government agency charged with investigating and reporting on transportation accidents with a view toward enhancing safety

Wanking man crashes car into school

In Carnal Catastrophes on September 24, 2012 at 8:54 am

Maybe the plastic dash got him  all het up. From WHA511 Indiana.

JEFFERSONVILLE, Ind. (WHAS11) — A Clark County Corrections Officer is facing charges after police say he crashed his car into a Jeffersonville School.

Police say the man tried to flee the scene and even fought with officers when they arrived.

It’s a bizarre story that gets stranger as new details emerge.

what the unfortunate driver is now

Police were called to the scene of the Clark County Middle/High School Alternative to Suspension Program office at around 2:30 a.m. after a fire alarm sounded when the building was struck on its side.

The driver initially fled, according to police, but later said he was engaging in a sex act when he ran off the road.

Bricks and broken glass showed the force of impact the car had when it plowed into the school.

While the damage was bad, school officials say it could have been worse.

“It’s actually a side that we don’t use. It’s probably the only piece of the building that we don’t use. We were preparing to make it a GED classroom,” Assistant Superintendent Travis Haire said.

The man who police say was behind the wheel was 25-year-old Damien Conn, a Corrections Officer for the Clark County Sheriff’s Office.

Police say when they arrived at the scene, Conn was found walking in the parking lot of a nearby church.

They say he assaulted the arresting officer before being taken into custody and charged with battery of a police officer, resisting arrest and leaving the scene of an accident.

The arrest report indicates Conn told officers he ran off the road while a woman in his car was performing a sex act on him.

Police indicated in the report that they couldn’t find anyone else at the scene.

Conn was released from jail Monday morning.

We went to his house to try to talk to him about the incident, but he wasn’t there.

“He’s at the doctor’s office right now. He’s probably got a concussion,” one of Conn’s family members said.

Clark County Sheriff Danny Rodden said he was too busy to talk about the incident on Monday.

The sheriff’s office confirmed that Conn has been an employee of the department for one and-a-half years.

Conn is charged for battery to police, resisting arrest and leaving the scene of an accident.

Electric nipple shock sex kills Pennsylvania housewife

In Carnal Catastrophes on September 22, 2012 at 10:16 am

Sad tale of an electrical mishap. From Miami Herald. 

Police in York, Pa have charged Toby Taylor with involuntary manslaughter after he accidentally killed his wife during what he acknowledged was “weird sexual behavior.”

‘Where there is darkness, I bring…’

According to a police report, Toby and Kirsten Taylor, below left, came home from dinner at a pizza shop last Wednesday night. Toby Taylor initially told police Kirsten was shocked by a faulty hair dryer. At the hospital, after her death, he changed his story:

“He said that they hook up clips to his wife’s nipples and he plugs a cord into an electric strip and he shocks her,” police wrote in charging documents.

After pizza, Toby Taylor said, his wife hooked herself up to the nipple-shock mechanism. He joined her, put electrical tape over her mouth, and gave her three or four shocks until she fell over on the floor, unconscious, police said.

The county coroner said he’d never seen a case like it.

“Even if you did it before, you have to know you could kill someone,” Coroner Barry Bloss said to The York Daily Record.

Incidentally, an obituary for Kirsten uses her maiden name only, not Taylor, and does not mention her marriage or Toby Taylor.

Read more here: http://miamiherald.typepad.com/crime_scene/2008/01/index.html#storylink=cpy

 

‘Sex romp’ on company beano bus led to fight, court hears

In Carnal Catastrophes on September 19, 2012 at 3:50 pm

Scottish workers day out ends in sex and blood. Sounds ideal. From Scottish Daily Record.

A BRAWL broke out on the bus home from a Stagecoach company party after a couple were accused of having sex in the back seats, a court heard yesterday.

Passengers confronted office worker Martin Wood over his romp with a woman who was straddling his lap, it was claimed.

fancy a threeway hen?

And Martin allegedly hit back by inviting his critics to join them for a threesome.

Martin, 20, told the court he was punched in the face and held down while someone tried to shove his fingers into his eyes.

He also claimed that two of his female pals were hit and one of his accusers threatened to”rip his piercings out”. But the two men accused of assaulting Martin were both cleared.

‘But you will never take our penis’

Perth Sheriff Court heard that trouble flared on the bus after Stagecoach boss Brian Souter hosted a bash at his mansion to honour long-serving employees.

Staff were heading back to Perth from Ochtertyre House near Crieff when Martin was allegedly confronted by Roddy MacKenzie, 51, and Andrew Munns, 52, who were sitting across from him and his lady friend.

MacKenzie’s partner Norma Scott, 53, said her man got involved in the row after she became “distressed” about the “sex” romp.

Norma told the court: “They were having sex on the bus and boasting about it.

“A comment was made to Mr MacKenzie and Mr Munns about how they were jealous because they didn’t get sex at home any more.”

Munns’s wife Agnes added: “There was a young couple behind me. The girl was straddling him and they started to simulate sex.

“The general feeling was it was inappropriate behaviour on a company bus.

“Next thing I know Roddy was on his feet and there was a commotion. There were lots of people. It was a rammy.”

Martin told the court he was chatting to his friends when “someone said they wanted to rip my piercings out”. He added: “I had six.”

He went on:”I told the man that if he wanted to do it, he could go ahead. I stood up to grab my jacket. All I can remember is being punched. It was quite a large man. He just punched me in the face.

“A couple of friends tried to pull him off and I tried to defend myself. He struck two of the girls with me and one had her glasses broken.

“I was held down and he tried to put his fingers into my eyes. I couldn’t move. All I could do was bite the thumb of the person.

“I was really terrified. I didn’t expect anything like that on a works night out.”

The court heard that MacKenzie had his thumb bitten through to the bone during the brawl. He said he had to go for hepatitis and tetantus jabs and accused Martin of landing the first blow in the fight.

He also insisted that Martin “made comments to my partner and Andy’s wife about having a threesome”. Martin denies the claim.

MacKenzie, of Nimmo Place, and Munns, of Simpson Place, both Perth, denied assaulting Martin by repeatedly punching him on the head on May 11 last year.

Sheriff Michael Fletcher said he believed “on the balance of probabilities” that MacKenzie had assaulted Martin. But he said the case had not been proved beyond reasonable doubt because of inconsistencies in the Crown evidence and found the charge not proven.

The case against Munns was dropped midway through the trial. Stagecoach refused to comment.

New Jersey woman denies causing penis injection death

In Carnal Catastrophes on September 18, 2012 at 10:08 am

Tragic and painful tale proves there are no short cuts to long cocks. From KWST. 

NEWARK, N.J. (AP) – A New Jersey woman pleaded not guilty Tuesday to causing a man’s death with an injection of silicone he hoped would enlarge his penis – a procedure experts cautioned doesn’t work.

The injector or is it the lion from The Wizard of Oz?

Kasia Rivera, 35, could face up to ten years in prison if convicted of reckless manslaughter in the death of 22-year-old Justin Street.

Street, a father of two, had gone to Rivera on May 5 seeking a penile enlargement procedure, which prosecutors say Rivera advertised for in fliers posted at local businesses. Rivera, who performed the procedures in her apartment, allegedly with no medical license or training, administered a silicone shot to Street’s penis, according to prosecutors.

Street died the next day. His death was ruled a homicide following an investigation and a medical examiner’s determination that he died of a silicone embolism. Rivera was indicted by a grand jury last month.

Investigators believe Rivera may have conducted similar unauthorized procedures out of her East Orange apartment, but prosecutors said a search for witnesses, and a public plea for people to step forward, had not yielded any other clients to date.

Rivera, who remains free on $75,000 bail, declined to comment through her court-appointed attorney Tuesday. Both Rivera and Street were from East Orange, and the case is being heard in Superior Court in neighboring Newark.

Dr. Daniel S. Elliott, an associate professor of urology at the Mayo Clinic in Rochester, Minn., said it was the first case he’d heard of involving a silicone injection to the penis, but he’s dealt with similar cases where patients had attempted to enlarge their penises with injections of fat or other substances.

None of it works, Elliott emphasized, adding that there is no medical justification for the procedure.

“If there were a legitimate method for penile lengthening, Johnson & Johnson or Pfizer would have bought it up and made billions and billions of dollars worldwide,” Elliott said. “The fact that they don’t means it does not exist.”

Enhancement procedures performed by unlicensed practitioners or people with no medical training are more commonly seen among women, Elliott said.

Liquid silicone is sought on the black market by women seeking to enhance their figures, even though it is not approved for cosmetic injections. Besides liquid silicone, injections of substances including paraffin, petroleum jelly and hydrogel have been illegally used to enlarge women’s breasts, hips and buttocks.

In February 2011, a woman from London died after receiving cosmetic injections to enlarge her buttocks at a hotel near Philadelphia International Airport. Philadelphia police said 20-year-old Claudia Aderotimi died after she and a friend arranged online to receive injections. Aderotimi died after complaining of chest pain and difficulty breathing following the procedure.

Although Elliott emphasized that he wasn’t familiar with the details of the New Jersey case, he said someone believing the substances used to enlarge lips or buttocks might have the same effect on the penis would be making a serious mistake. The penis is an extremely vascular organ, Elliott said, and anything injected into it goes directly into the blood stream and can result in a painful death.

“It’s a tragic, preventable mistake of vanity,” he said.

Pool threesome sex romp turns nasty

In Carnal Catastrophes on September 17, 2012 at 11:00 am

Underwater Menage a trois gets messy. From NY Post.

Sir Ivan Wilzig’s annual Hamptons bash, full of guests ordered to come dressed as wild creatures, got very animalistic late at night when two females got into a catfight over a three-way sexual romp in the pool.

something else that fought in water

Sources tell us that at about 2 a.m., a blond woman was having sex in the water with a Frenchman before switching to perform a sexual act on one of his pals in the large backyard pool of the Water Mill “Castle,” which is not so tastefully decorated with a golden dragon statue.

But, “Her ex-boyfriend was watching this happen,” says one source. “And he was just getting more and more angry.”

A female friend of the frisky lady’s ex, who we are told is a convicted inside trader, stepped in and was overheard screaming, “You’re humiliating your ex-boyfriend by doing this in front of him. How dare you.”

Then, according to the source, “The woman, who was fully dressed, went to the steps of the pool, where the blonde was sitting and punched her three times.”

don’t get the host wet, he might warp.

Adding, “It only stopped when she swam away. Security didn’t do anything.”

Wilzig, a musician and heir to the fortune made by his father, Siggi Wilzig, as president of the Trust Company of New Jersey, bought the medieval-style estate, dubbed “The Playboy Mansion of the East Coast,” in the late 1990s.

Read more: http://www.nypost.com/p/pagesix/pool_sex_romp_comes_to_blows_mLKT23HE8LXoRN6Vk9P9qL#ixzz26itWpysX

Honey, I broke my penis

In Carnal Catastrophes on September 14, 2012 at 10:23 am

Another case of cock cracking. I don’t think I’ve ever going to have sex again. From UK Metro.

A husband pleasured his wife so passionately he broke his penis. Robert McClenahan, 38, was left writhing in agony after his mishap.

‘We were having sex and he missed and broke his willy,’ said his 32-year-old wife, Emma.

wood that has splintered

‘We turned on the light and it was bent.’

Mr. & Mrs Balsa Cock

The couple, from Colchester, Essex, went to hospital and Mr McClenahan ended up having surgery two days later.

‘He laughs about it now, but he didn’t at the time,’ said his wife.

Read more: http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/40887-honey-i-broke-my-penis#ixzz26RDfhL66

Woman Holds Up Man During Sex in Moving Car

In Carnal Catastrophes on September 13, 2012 at 10:05 am

She could have at least waited till he finished. From abc news.

A female robber pulled a gun on a man while they were having sex in a moving car driven by the victim, police say.

The action, not surprisingly, triggered a crash. The slightly battered 26-year-old Florida woman, Amanda Jean Linscott, fled the scene after the car hit a palm tree and sailed through the air to tear up two yards in a Charlotte County town, reports ABC News.

Linscott was finally busted yesterday, more than a week after the incident.

Did he hit her in the eye with his penis?

She sports a black eye in her mug shot from a punch in the face from her victim during a skirmish in the vehicle, presumably after the sex, say police.

Randy dolphin ‘danger’ to divers

In Carnal Catastrophes on September 12, 2012 at 9:15 am

Not just sharks you have to watch out for while skinny dipping.

A randy dolphin is trying to get frisky with divers in the waters off the Cayman Islands.

Sex Dolphin on the prowl

One recent encounter with “Stinky” the dolphin was filmed by Michael Maes, an underwater videographer on Grand Cayman Island, according to The Huffington Post.

The video, posted to Maes’ YouTube page, shows the lonesome dolphin circling and trying to “ride” Maes before turning to Maes’ friend.

Stinky rubs his body along the other diver’s back before trying to roll him over.

Maes said he posted the video, which is starting to go viral, to show the dangers of lone dolphins like Stinky who are looking for a mate.

“It remains a wild animal and Stinky is in an awkward situation which can turn him into a playful killer-machine,” he wrote on his YouTube page. “Please be prudent people and get out of the water when you see him. Believe me, if he decides, you don’t stand the slightest chance!”

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