Blow up sex doll causes car crash

In Carnal Catastrophes on August 6, 2012 at 9:27 am

Suicide? Murder? Will we ever know the truth behind this inflatable incident? From Fox.

SOUTH MIDDLETON TOWNSHIP, Cumberland County— A sex toy is partially to blame for causing a wreck in Cumberland County last week.
The two car crash happened along Route 34 in SouthMiddletown Township. A 45 year old Biglerville man was driving south on Route 34 in a Dodge Ram when he spotted what appeared to be a person laying in the middle of the roadway.

perhaps a local pimp got angry at our heroine for muscling in and took extreme measures

The driver came to a sudden stop to avoid hitting the person when he was rear ended by another car.

After further investigation the object in the road wasn’t a person, it was a blow up doll.

No one was injured in the crash.

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