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Soccer star blames injuries on sex

In Carnal Catastrophes on July 30, 2012 at 9:20 am

$40K wages a week and injury through over-enthusuiastic sex with a gorgeous Sports Illustrated model. What a hard life you have Mr. Boateng. From Daily Mail.

Footballers end up in the physio’s room for any number of reasons, from the curious to the ridiculous. But Kevin Prince Boateng appears to have trumped the lot after his sex life was blamed for a string of injuries.

Weasels going at it like Kevin & Melissa

Forget former England goalkeeper David James straining his back reaching for a TV remote control, or fellow custodian Dave Beasant dropping a full jar of salad cream on his foot and severing a tendon in his big toe.

And not even Rangers and Scotland defender Kirk Broadfoot being admitted to hospital after a poached egg fresh out of the microwave exploded squirting scalding water in to his face can compare with The Prince’s series of setbacks.

Getting busy: Melissa Satta claims to sleep with Prince up to 10 times a week

The former Tottenham and Portsmouth man has only started 11 Serie A games this season through a range of injuries, the reasons for all of which, have been divulged by  his girlfriend.

That prompted Sports Illustrated model Melissa Satta to reveal: ‘The reason why he is always injured is because we have sex 7-10 times a week.

‘I hate foreplay, I want to get straight to the point. My favourite position is on top so I can take control.’

Boateng, who would be at the Africa Cup of Nations had he not  chosen to retire from international football, suffered a fresh problem last week and is a doubt for the Champions League date with Arsenal due to a muscle strain.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-2090651/Kevin-Prince-Boatengs-sex-life-blamed-injury-curse.html#ixzz225z13Hfy

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