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Naked man caught masturbating with toy pistol in anus while driving

In Carnal Catastrophes on July 27, 2012 at 8:40 am

More Florida driving shenanigans. Is anyone in the sunshine state not beating off when behind the wheel? From WPBF 24 Radio News ‘Where the wanking never stops’

A man was naked and masturbating while driving in St. Lucie County on Monday, according to a police report obtained by WPBF 25 News.

A pistol butt…see what I did there?

Robert Casey, who just turned 49 on Sunday, was driving his Jeep Cherokee in Fort Pierce when a tow truck driver pulled up alongside him, a report from the Fort Pierce Police Department said.
The tow truck driver told investigators he saw a naked man masturbating while driving the Cherokee. “The male’s hands were in his groin area moving around,” the police report said.

When Casey was eventually pulled over along the side of Interstate 95, it took him a moment to come to a stop because, according to the arresting officer’s notes in the report, he was still trying to get dressed.

When the officer asked him why he was driving naked, “Casey stated that he has problems with this and he is getting therapy,” the report said, adding that the man couldn’t explain why he was naked.

The officer then patted Casey down and found a toy pistol tied to his leg, part of which was hidden in Casey’s behind. Another portion of the contraption was tied around his genitals, the report said.

Casey was booked into the St. Lucie County Jail on a charge of lewd and lascivious behavior.

Read more: http://www.wpbf.com/news/south-florida/treasure-coast/Police-Naked-man-caught-masturbating-while-driving/-/8882916/15387742/-/xs3nygz/-/index.html#ixzz21oGGGVxh

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